#shitty sequel

[starlykree]

@loucifer-777 have you ever read Dracula the undead??? I would take great comfort in knowing if you had suffered in the way I did and if you haven’t. Please don’t read it unless you want to see your beloved characters get butchered. Genuinely. I can’t put this into words rn I’m still seething

[streamingscaryshit]

CONTRACTED: PHASE II (2015)

don’t have sex. because you’ll get pregnant. or you’ll get a sexually transmitted zombie disease, and die. i don’t have a lot to say about this movie except that the first one was better. two stars.

[arthriticjester]

In which I rant about the shittiest movie ever.

Sorry if this showed up multiple times, had to edit.

i swear to god nothing  pisses me off more than the Neverending Story 3.

The first one was god-tier.

The second was a slap in the face.

but this.

this atrocity.

Jack Black is your villain. Jack fucking Black.

Falcor sounds like an emphysema patient

and the Rockbiter is fucking Fred Flintstone

And this is the third GODDAMN ACTOR to play Bastian.

fuck this movie

[gangstagamer-blog]

30 Day Video Game Challenge, Day 22: A Game Sequel That Disappointed You

  Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2  

Seriously? They ruined the most badass first person shooter of the current generation. Blood and gore replaced by cash, what the fuck. I make it rain in real life I don't need no motha fuckas bleeding cash homie. When I blow someones fucking head off, I expect there to be some fucking splatter. Story mode, fuck. What twisted son of a bitch had the idea of putting in that fucked up airport mission. I aint no motha fucking terrorist son, I'm a gangsta, get yo shit straight. Even though this one sucked dick, Black Ops, that was some real shit baby.