You Gotta Be Fuckin' Kidding

I'm Alex. I like all kinds of stupid stuff. Fool, DIY punk enthusiast, many other functions.

[egberts]

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

[featheredcritter]

aliens love travelng million of light years to be naked in the middle of the night in a forest

[nuclearconsole]

I can't stop thinking about this reddit post man I'm losing my mind

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

[just-deer-things]

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

[radiation]

this is probably my favorite piece of fanart of all time. they genuinely look so joyful and it fills my heart with happiness. source MikeJEddyNSGamer89 on deviantart

[informationisunethical]

Life Grips

[pukicho]

Is your dirt sweet

Your question means nothing but it feels intrusive

[gondwana]

Divorced dads do not wear pants at home. It keeps their pants cleaner.

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[dogpuppy]

[yellbug]

modesty

[dogpuppy]

[mousemilf]

tuesday is practice for wednesday

[hungwy]

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

[hungwy]

[grox]

White people be like yeah the amazing digital circus got me into stevie wonder

[godisafujoshi]

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature