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Shitty Free Rune Reading
Got some new runes and am vibing on a Tuesday evening. Ask the norse pantheon (or at least the runes) your queries and I’ll pull a rune for you and then lovingly tell you to fuck off. Free shitty rune reading for a limited (like an hour?) time! (Send an ask please not a DM - will try to tag all as shitty tarot)
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please ponder the orb tarot cards on my behalf <3
Your legitimately mystically chosen card is: TEMPERANCE
Nice wings! You are surrounded by beauty, but you're so focused on doing fancy bartending tricks that you've failed to notice you dropped a whole chicken drumstick in the pond. On the bright side, the sun's coming up, so that's probably a good sign, right? I guess it could also be going down, though. Hmm. Anyway, you've got one of those reflecty discs on your head like cartoon doctors wear, and a warning sign on your chest, which indicates that you will soon be doing some dangerous and possibly unethical medical procedures. Good luck with those!
shitty tarot ep. 1
query: Should i show them my meat?
cards drawn: knight of wands in reverse, the world, ten of cups
bruh the knight of wands looks like exactly the kind of guy to show them his meat. this is a man of action powered by wang-swinging confidence. the problem is he’s upside down. so i think he wants you to consider, perhaps, why you want to show them your meat. this is a time for caution and introspection. is this an appropriate venue to show them your meat? has your audience consented? do you want to show them your meat for a valid reason, or are you perhaps a giant problematic baby who needs to chill a little?
our next card is the world, representing your ability to show your meat to the whole world if you wanted. you super shouldn’t do this though.
finally we have the ten of cups, which in the deck i’m using shows a super cute couple holding a lil baby. it’s very clear to me that the universe wants you to know that you should only show them your meat if they’re already bound to you in holy matrimony.
i say “the universe”, but i’m pretty sure the pope is behind this one. be careful out there!
special thanks to @bararista for providing an excellent sample question. if you also want a terrible reading, let me know if you want me to post it with or without your url or if you want this as a private message.
How can I mentally/emotionally prepare myself for rejection in a job interview? (I have terrible rejection sensitive dysphoria) thanks!
You are a student of yourself, of the world, of work, of others. An anthropologist researching what actions get what results. Rejection is merely another metric to tell you what works and what doesn't. Critique is not personal, it is a learning experience. This didn't work. Now we know for later. Note it and move on.
Hello! If the runes are still receptive I'd like to ask: how do I find a job that I don't hate and can grow in?
Ingwaz is lord Freyr's rune, god of simple delights, the land, the sun, the home. A job is not a life, it is only a means to life. Perhaps a stripping down is needed. What is superfluous? What do you need to be happy? Make a list. Find those things by any means. (Or run away to farm a co-op for a summer in true Freyr fashion). Fuck off now my darling.
Is the love I feel for those in my life equally reciprocated?
The charging bull does not pause to consider how it is perceived. The locomotive does not stop to worry over the thoughts of others. Why are you so entangled in feelings and thoughts that aren't yours to carry?
Can I just get like, a general vibe-check from the runes? ty
Berkana is birth. Vibe check passed. Strong mom energy in this chili's tonight. Growth, regeneration, liberation. You have people leaning on you even if you don't know it. You have an obligation to hold yourself and others now. Lead with love. Feel free to fuck off with that same love.
Hi, what do I need to hear right now? Thank you!
The past only looks so beautiful because the present always feels so hard. But it wasn't and it isn't. You mustn't live in the dead world that existed before now
