#shmeckles

[edosfinest]

A brief detour from my current travels...found some clips of the time we went bowling and I ripped my pants 😖 (not in the video 😅) @tgreenough12 @rlaws93 @colbyaesthetic_ @gwillisjr777 #tbt #bowling #saturdaynights #dmv #shmeckles (at Waldorf, Maryland)

[edosfinest]

A brief detour from my current travels...found some clips of the time we went bowling and I ripped my pants 😖 (not in the video 😅) @tgreenough12 @rlaws93 @colbyaesthetic_ @gwillisjr777 #tbt #bowling #saturdaynights #dmv #shmeckles (at Waldorf, Maryland)

[all-the-other-humans]

If two drinks were 25 shmeckles and breast enlargement was 25 shmeckles and Mr. Booby buyer wanted to buy the boobies that had been enlarged for 25 shmeckles and a trip on the stair guy was also 25 shmeckles what is the actual worth of those items is that a lot of shmeckles did that woman get a good boob job? What were those drinks made out of? I NEED ANSWERS RICK AND MORTY!!!!!!!!

[dickblockalaserbeam]

My friend Matthew made this hahaha

[comeawaywithmemylove]

I never lay out.

I don't get tan no matter what I do.

But I don't get sunburnt either.

I do, however, get freckles.