Best quirks for football if it’s ok with you?
Best quirks for football?
Ah, the perfect time to cover this one. Shame there isn't any football tie in for the series I can use for the picture. Oh well, this one will have to do.
Sloshed: With how close everyone is to each other, it's going to be a lot easier to apply this to them. And when you do apply it, it's going to be like the afterparty came early. Good luck tackling someone when you can't even run in a straight line.
Larceny: Considering one of the most important parts of the game is making sure you catch and hold onto the ball when eleven muscle men are trying to kill you, effectively velcroing it to your hand would be extremely useful.
Permeation: Now, this one would be hard to use. You've got to phase everything in just the right way to avoid the enemy team, hold the ball, and keep your footing. But if it works, it will work great. And look hilarious in the process.
Lizard Tail Splitter: With how much you are going to get hit or closed in on, it's good to have a way to escape. Plus you could get up to some shenanigans with this kind of power. You're body may be in shambles, but your hand is still touching the ball.
Shock Absorption: Without how many people are going to be running into you, this is a great way to stop all their momentum in it's tracks. If nothing else, use it for your own sake. Because all that padding clearly doesn't protect you as well as it should.
Engine: While this would be great for any kickers in the game, it would be great pretty much where else. What is the core of this game? To run forward and slam into anyone that tries to run into you. Well, this lets you do just that amazingly.
Fat Absorption: Football players already need to eat a lot to support their bodies, so it's already a good fit. But being this giant, inescapable cushion of a man is even better. You'll basically be impossible to tackle as you slowly absorption the whole enemy team.
Vitality Stealing: This particular sport is exhausting for so many reasons. Luckily, with everyone so close to one another and hitting each other, it's a free refill. So while you're in a human car pile up, just sap some energy from the enemy team and you're good.















