#shortarse

[horneboy]

i know john is on a step but i love how this photo makes elis look 4’11 and john 6’6

[ryttu3k]

astarion: so, what’s tav short for

gnome!tav: Gustav—

karlach: astarion you asshole why would you ask a gnome why they’re short?!

I'm 4'11.5" and I'm going to use this response next time someone asks me what Ry is short for.

[cvpsule]

I love that Florence Pugh's a little shortarse (complimentary) cause I'm a shortarse and we both strong boss af

[jimmoriartyisking]

Incorrect Sherlock Quotes

↳  Jim Moriarty and Sherlock Holmes

“Shortarse”

[foreverashortarse]

The fashion industry is stupid. I’m ‘skinny’ enough to be a model, but none of my clothes look good on me because I’m too short. So here I am ditching a ‘regular’ skirt that’s too long for me, and showing off my ‘knee high’ boots that are halfway up my thighs. Hardly anyone will fit in normal clothes. Celebrities have their’s tailored to fit their unique bodies, which is why they look so good. I’m sick of feeling like I’m not the right shape, and I’m sure you do too 😄 #pleaseexcusemymessyroom #shortarse #bodypositivity (at Milton Keynes)

[hollyengland]

The most hipster I have ever looked 👌

[absoluteloserrsstuff]

reece widget why is he so SMALL

[littlemissss]

Is your name a reference to you being short?

Yes