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[kingstequila]

Tequila: Champ loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem. I remember, one time, me, Jack, and Ginger, we were all in the car for three hours going to Wisconsin. Champ was driving. So, we’re going on the highway. We’ve been on the road for three hours. And in the distance, we see a McDonald’s. We see the golden arches. And we got so excited. We started chanting, “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!” And Champ pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then, he ordered one black coffee for himself. And kept driving.

[goodknightgalahad]

@shotlasso

“--is Jack your real name?”

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[goodknightgalahad]

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“The name is George.” Harry’s lips lifted up in amusement. Funny they were running into one another a third time that year. If they kept it up, Harry would could well be in danger of running out of respectable pseudonyms. 

[fookintechnology-blog]

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It had been a few days since the bar accident and Merlin still hadn’t had the opportunity to thank Whiskey for stepping in like he did. So he felt lucky when said cowboy walked into Ginger’s office when he was there.

“Hey, agent Whiskey? I never got t’ say thank y’ for th’ thing with agent Galahad.”

He said, smiling.

[gentlemanlancelot]

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[notwhiskey]

Jack TMI Daniels

[statesmanillusionist]

@shotlasso

❝ I’m an older Southern man, half the time I have trouble understandin’ what the hell I’m supposed ta be sayin’. We’re in the same boat, here. ❞

“But at least you understand most of the shit that’s said around here!” 

Houdini groaned, bordering on whining. Her move from the New York headquarters to the Distillery has been a bit rough. She can mimic many Southern dialects with ease - but understanding the jargon of the area has been an uphill climb.