F#%K OFF! — Thirty Sentence Prompts for an Argument
[01] “Are we seriously arguing about this?”
[02] “I’ll say it again. Slowly, this time, so even you can understand it.”
[03] “Oh, I’ll watch my fucking language, just fucking watch me! Fuck, fuck, fuck!”
[04] “You were aiming for me then, weren’t you?”
[05] “Don’t try and make this all about you, not again!”
[06] “What if I spent the next half-hour talking to you like you talk to me?”
[07] “Look at you, running away. Can’t handle what you dish out?”
[08] “Why are you so damn stubborn?!”
[09] "I’M NOT SHOUTING!”
[10] “Put! It! Down!”
[11] “Wow, your throat must be real sore after that tantrum!”
[12] “Come again? I don’t think I heard you the first time, there.”
[13] “Don’t you dare point your finger at me!”
[14] “No, no! Don’t drag [him/her/them] into this!”
[15] “You really think you’re the only one hurting here? Fuck off.”
[16] “Oh, my God, are you—are you crying? Over this?”
[17] “Well, I wouldn’t’ve done it if you weren’t always assuming I can read your mind!”
[18] “You’re the one acting crazy here, not me!”
[19] “You make me so angry, I could just—grruh!”
[20] “Go ahead, smash everything. That’ll prove your point, right?”
[21] “I don’t care that you don’t like it. I’ll [say/do] it again!”
[22] “You’d better not! Do you have any idea how much that costs?!”
[23] “You really think this will patch everything up between us?”
[24] “So what? You’re finished? What does that even mean?”
[25] “Uh-uh! You are not walking out of this one!”
[26] “What are you going to do? Hit me?”
[27] “Why don’t you save us a lot of time and energy and just admit you’re wrong!”
[28] “God, just fuck you, man! I wish I never ran into your sorry ass!”
[29] “Perhaps you need to realise you’re not as great as you think you are.”
[30] “Yeah, I got all your [texts/emails/letters] and, no, I didn’t read any of them.”
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