I started watching teen wolf because of lil posts by @its-not-jazz-hands and for some reason I started taking notes while watching the show. so uhh, here are those.
S1E1 "where do you get your juice?" "idk my mom does all the grocery shopping."
S1E2 "How do you define lying?" "Reclining your body in a horizontal position?"
relating to Stiles on so many levels this episode.
the way Derek stands kills me every time he appears.
the coach is a total asshole, hate him.
Jackson is probably gonna find out he's a werewolf and probably join the werewolf hunters, BUT I honestly really hope he finds out and thinks its absolutely sick, and wants to know if he can become one. And Stiles is just like "dude get out of here, I'm Scott's bestie and sidekick." Stiles is definitely my favorite character rn.
S1E3 "You don't hang out with hot girls, okay? it's like death. once it's hanging out, you might as well be her gay best friend. You and Danny can start hanging out. I don't think Danny likes me very much. Am I not attractive to gay guys?" Stiles having a whole conversation by himself 😭
Well... you know what they say about bowling.
Werewolf hunter dude, idk your name, but can you please stop touching Derek's car, it's weird and uncomfortable. Imagine Derek goes into the gas station and gets the security tape. and then files an insurance claim against them for breaking his car window.
"Your part of his pack, he wants you." Toxic forced found family?
S1E4 Derek just showing up at the school and then passing out in the parking lot 10/10.
Woah! he literally just said he's struggling in school and they didn't even study for 5 minutes, like come on, you gotta at least pretend to study for a bit.
Stiles is SO done with Derek, he looks ready to drive the car off the road.
"Start the car or I'm gonna rip your throat out with my teeth." mood.
Lol, hunter dude finding them behind the car and just being like "help with groceries".
DON'T TAKE THE BULLET YOU IDIOT!!! THEY'LL NOTICE!!!
"Last resort... you're gonna cut off my arm." *Gags* mood Stiles, mood.
"I think he's dying! I think he's dead!"
I thought Derek was gonna snort the bullet contents for a second. Also how does doubling the dose of the poison help?????
ooooh, girly is starting to figure shit out.
S1E5 "I am not watching the notebook again!... can somebody help me find the notebook?"
Did Derek mark bully boy as pray? (I don't hardly remember anyone's names) and so the alpha left him alone?
"OH WOAH! IS THAT A DEAD BODY?!"
"You know I have a life too." "no you don't."
Derek why do you keep showing up at the highschool?
STILES LYDIA IS HIGH AS A KITE AND HAS A BOYFRIEND- oh few.
love how Derek just hangs out at the burnt down house.
Why does he stick his tongue out like that when he growls.
"I don't know if I should kill it or lick it." GIRL WHAT THE FUCK?!
Stiles worried sick about Scott while he's just dancing in the woods with his girlfriend.
okay yeah, aunt chick is insane. freaky ass bitch.
wait- is the vet dude the werewolf??? that would be interesting.
"You named your kid stiles stilinski?" "No, that's just what he likes to be called." "oh. well I like to be called cupcake." Sir are you okay? 😭
"Call me back before your punishment reaches biblical proportions." WHAT 😭 some of these lines are just ridiculous.
S1E6 lol, imagine it's Derek chasing him through the parking garage-
OH MY GOSH I WAS RIGHT!!!!
"if you can teach me, I can stay away from her." *cut to aggressively making out with her* Scott... really?
*ominous growling* "Derek?" I don't care if it's Derek or not you run! and you run and you run and you run! WILL YOU JUST RUN ALREADY!!!!
Werewolf drew a circle with a claw without scratching the glass, impressive.
Stiles beating up Scott to help him learn, definitely just to help him learn, no other reason of course.
what is bully boy turning into a zombie? you okay man?
OH JUSTIN! THAT'S HIS NAME!
ooooh, using girlies hand to calm down! so cute!
"what do you think you're doing to that truck bro?!" STILES!!! OH MY GOSH-
loving the detention teacher just letting them have their moment then kicking them out. also he's totally sus.
Derek why you beating up the nice vet doctor.
WAIT DID I CALL THE VET DUDE BEING THE ALPHA?!
Scott howling and Derek just suffering in the parking lot.
that sounded like a growl not a howl, but okay.
Oh- Derek's dead, yikes... he's fine I'm sure.
S1E7 I don't think Stiles's jeep is gonna work anymore. Rip the jeep.
"we go outside, we get the keys off his body" *visibly gags* "and then we take his car."
ganitor/security guy shows up... and then dies immediately rip
"we're picking you up" "no" "too late" good friends.
"we have to kill it, hurt it, inflict mental anguish on it."
Lowkey- actually no highkey want Jackson, Lydia, and what's her name all to find out about werewolves and be a stupid friend group that bothers Derek all the time.
"MCCALL! SCOTT!!! ... Derek?" idk why that made me laugh so hard.
Scott why are you blaming Derek??? even Jonathan knows that's BS.
"No! you wanna hear it in spanish? No!"
JUST TELL THEM THE TRUTH SCOTT! COME ON!!!!!
please let Derek meet up with them and then they see the alpha wolf, I need Derek not to get blamed again, poor lil cringe emo boy.
Molotov-cocktail LETS GOOOOO!
The fact that he's leaving them defenseless to go get a key when he could just break down the door with his werewolf strength- my goodness
Jonathan doing a good job trying to keep people calm. proud of him.
why don't the werewolves have tails? I mean it's a wolf! COME ON!!!! let the creature characters have tails.
Jonathan... what are you??? and please remain a good guy, you have so much potential!
Scott stop dragging your nails on everything, I know it's fun to hear the clickyclack but really, some of your chosen surfaces sound awful and you have sensitive ears, that cannot be enjoyable.
STOP BLAMING DEREK! let him be angst in peace!
I do not like the vet guy, he's SUPER sus.
girlfriend girly telling Scott not to call her and all I can think is "don't call me, don't come by my house, we're done." /ref
S1E8 "you get your best friend drunk" Stiles proceeds to get absolutely wasted.
imagine he shifts and then the drunkness hits him, like his wolf side took all the alcohol.
"This isn't just about school, it's about what's-her-name." me too Scott's mom, me too.
Hunter dude drives his car on empty, he really is insane!
Poor Scott got overstimulation, and a panic attack, that he thought was an asthma attack. poor baby.
JACKSON DON'T FLIRT WITH GIRLFRIEND GIRL! YOU ALREADY HAVE LYDIA!
"Do you want the bite?" YES! make Jackson a werewolf... but maybe after Scott gets better control so he can be his mentor.
"it's biles, call me biles, or I swear to god I'll kill you." I love you Biles.
Lol, Biles trying to find out if Lydia likes him, but buddy don't become a rebound.
"Do you know if Allison still like me?" BITCH!
SCOTT! WHAT?! making out with Lydia!!! AND THEN HE LIES TO BILES?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?!
Biles making a key for the front door so he doesn't have to climb through the window, lol.
Biles being a bully, lol, but like valid.
JACKSON coming in clutch and stopping Allison from seeing werewolf Scott? Nice!
Yes Derek, beat up Scott (as a means to save him), he's been throwing you under the bus as of late.
oooh, Jackson figuring it out. Please please please please don't become a hunter!
Jackson's nightmare is HORRIFYING! nasty.
Alison being mad at him valid AF
Jackson ragebaiting Scott is actually so funny.
Jackson, at least break up with Lydia first.
okay did break up with her, but over text?! AND THAT RUDELY?! okay, Lydia if Alison is your friend then tell her what an asshole Jackson was just then. Stupid teenagers.
SCOTT IF YOU GET CAUGHT IN HER ROOM IM GONNA- idk what she's gonna do.
BILES YOU ARE NOT USING DEREK ON DANNY 😭
SCOTT JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BOOK A RUN, you didn't have to look it up in the room. bothers me.
*Derek beats up Biles* "YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WAS FOR!" lol
Jackson being smart, let's go!
WAIT HES THE ALPHA?! bruh, kinda not down for that. darn.
that better have been a dream about Scott Allison, because if not Scott WTF?!
The aunt being freaky and wanting Allison to find out. intriguing.
DAMN, Jackson really all his lights turn on in his car.
"Can we stop beating my jeep!"
"me? I drive a Porsche." Okay Jackson we get it you're a rich boy.
NO! Allison don't make Lydia a hunter.
"if it's something dangerous shoot it" WITH WHAT ARROWS?! you handed Lydia and bow and no arrows.
Allison is trigger happy, yikes, poor Scott.
Allison, Scott, stop flirting! you're broken up.
The way Biles pounced on the fridge and drank milk.
BRO JUST DOWNED A GIANT GLASS OF WHISKEY... and got instant drunk. idk if that's how it works I don't drink, but it was like 2 seconds.
ALLISON GET OUT IF HIS HOUSE! GO AWAY!
Oh gosh, who's dating his mom?
Bro, no, stay away from his mom! freaky man! gonna be say some shit about being a pack.
The smile to scowl between the mom and Scott.
NO FUCKING WAY I CALLED THAT- bitch no! he don't want you as a step dad! ew!
"you and me and Derek" mmm yes, sounds like the healthiest family dynamic.
Dude, don't touch her, you haven't even given her dinner!
oh shit, Scott got shot, well we definitely know he's gonna die since there's 5 more seasons.
OH VET DOCTOR DUDE? is you a werewolf, or just a buddy of them?
S1E11 "they're just animals to me" OH freaky lady showing how freaky she really is... and not in a good way.
please don't kill the vet man, I like him even if he is sus. question is if he's human.
"could you at least think about letting him die? for me?"
Oh the Aunt is a freak in all the ways
Scott falling off the roof as he falls asleep, lol.
Okay, the coach is still an asshole, but I'm starting to like him.
Wait, why is Jackson not wanting to be with Allison at the dance... he asked her- oh well, I guess he did just find out about her family nvm.
Jackson sweating bullets and laughing nervously is so perfectly done.
YES! MAKE Lydia go to the dance with Biles, lol.
Alpha dude being an absolute freak. Also, like no don't go lighter for pale skin it'll wash you out. He has no sense of fashion.
AWWW! BILES CONFESSING TO LYDIA! it's so cute and yet aggressive.
Lol, Scott making the the coach make so he can't say anything without looking homophobic... yeah dude totally owes Danny now.
NO! DONT MAKE JACKSON A HUNTER!!!!
yes, yes, Jackson! tell Biles what happened! communication!
LYDIA! NOOO! DONT HURT LYDIA!!!!!
Scott... you're being hunted, you don't have time do make out with your not girlfriend.
Scott you shouldn't have jumped to avoid the cars, you should have dropped and rolled under the bus!
Alpha guy, you have no right to say that about Lydia or women in general! Also Lydia gonna be a cool ass werewolf if they let her be one.
S1E12 Yup freaky aunt needs to be gotten rid of... along with the alpha dude. Get them out of here!
lol alpha dude just tripping people.
bro is wiping the floor with them and isn't even in wolf form... might need a bit more help.
Jackson and Biles coming in clutch with the Molotov-cocktail
AND ALPHA DUDE DEAD! please, please let him be dead.
I don't really want Allison and Scott to get back together.
Hunter dude wakes up just in time to see his daughter kissing a werewolf lol.
Yes Derek, make sure alpha dude is dead.
Wait- Scott will die if he dies? I thought he would just lose his power.
Oh Derek is alpha boi now.
sooo... what does that say about scotts powers? I think I might be lost on how this power system works.
Lydia isn't a werewolf? is she whatever Jackson is??? halfa or something?
is Derek going to give Jackson the juice he's been asking for all season?