#shower thoughts...

[owltxt]

getting slapped with primarch dick and exploding like an SM2 chaos foot soldier when a space marine runs into them

[crunchwrapsupeme]

Idk if araki even knows hoe funny the concept of the speedwagon foundation is

[real-angels-in-your-area]

Thancred was a little boy once... cries

[newvegascowboy]

danse could fulfill the prophecy of macbeth

[badgrishaverseaus]

au where tgt is actually a self insert fic on wattpad in which the darkling in real life is a member of a boyband

[babyufo]

you are, as the french say, "lesbian croissant"

[incorrect-inkymystery]

Cuphead: If you take care of chickens for a living, that makes you a Chicken tender...

Bendy: ... Cuphead, shut the cuss up!