#showerythoughts

[crashbuggy]

Is any bread that is toasted considered toast or is it something more? Probably just toast...

[rawcookiedough]

I love being invited to parties

I also absolutely hate actually going there...

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Then I get there and just enjoy myself sooo much

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Then I wake up in the morning and cringe about everything I did, said or wore there.

[crashbuggy]

The toastier you are

The toastier you are, the more brittle you are to touch. Be kind to your toast, you don’t know their problems.

[crashbuggy]

Toast

If a sentient toast told another toast, “Your toast,” it could be considered a threat or a statement by another toast

[conrad-radcon]

You brush your teeth and comb your hair. You can also brush your hair, but you're crazy if you comb your teeth.