#showtime dave

[bwaykk]

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ENJOY YOUR DAVEKAT. I GREATLY ENJOYED WORKING WITH STRIDER FOR ONCE IN MY SORRY EXCUSE OF A LIFE.

DAVE VOICED BY SHOWTIME DAVE

ART / YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP

[showtime-dave]

Showtime Dave - What a Time To Be a Knight (Homestuck parody of "What a Time To Be Alive" by Fall Out Boy)

happy totally normal and not culturally significant at all day to everyone

i dunno i just kinda wasnt feeling a jingle bell spirit, so i went with a non-christmas fall out boy song

have safe be fun drink some nog for me

(lyric edit by me under the cut)

[Verse 1]

Sometimes, you wonder if we're ever lookin’ back

At that fateful day, that April thirteen

And sayin', "That's the way, the world, it used to be

Before games started burstin’ out their screen"

We're out here and we're ready, we're here and we're ready

To liveblog the end of the world

I don't care if it's gritty, my rhymes so witty

Ramblin on til my speech is slurred, yeah, oh

[Pre-Chorus]

'cause everything is lit except the fucking meteor

Everything is lit but the forge inside me

Everything is lit

[Chorus 1]

But, baby, please, I feel like time won't unhold me

Even though its by now remold me

Oh, I think I'm slippin' out my right mind

Oh, what a time to be a knight

[Post-Chorus]

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

[Verse 2]

They say that godtier's cause for celebration

But I don't wanna see my own friends die (friends die)

It always felt much more like isolation

And I just wanna be a regular guy

We're out here and we’re ready, we're here and we're ready

To liveblog the end of the world

And I'm goin' on and on and on

Acrobatic swag while I pirouette, off, the handle here

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, 'cause everything is lit except the fucking meteor

Everything is lit but the forge inside me

Everything is lit

[Chorus 1]

But, baby, please, I feel like time won't unhold me

Even though its by now remold me

Oh, I think I'm slippin' out my right mind

Oh, what a time to be a knight

[Post-Chorus]

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

[Bridge]

What a time to be a knight, to be a knight

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus 2]

When, when, when I said, "Leave me alone", this isn't quite what I meant

I got the meteor blues, we lose, what's next?

So, it seems Jack Noir is gettin' too full to fly, oh

What a time to be a knight

[Post-Chorus]

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

[Outro]

What a time to be a knight (What a time, what a time to be a knight)

What a time to be a knight (What a time, what a time to be a knight)

What a time to be a knight (What a time, what a time to be a knight)

What a time to be a knight

Sometimes you wonder if we're ever lookin' back

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DOOMED TIMELINES FUCKING SUCK, JUST ASK STRIDER ABOUT IT. HE SANG SOME SHITTY SONG EARLIER ABOUT BEING DOOMED SO AT LEAST WE GOT OURSELVES A GRUB SNOOZEFEST OF UNHAPPINESS AND MISERY HAPPENING IN HERE. GO TEAM.

DAVE VOICED BY SHOWTIME DAVE

YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD

[bwaykk]

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YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME FOR MY SORRY ASS GIVING YOU A WORLD IN THE FIRST PLACE.

DAVE VOICED BY SHOWTIME DAVE

YOUTUBE / BANDCAMP / SOUNDCLOUD

[showtime-dave]

Showtime Dave - check (Homestuck parody of "check" by bbno$)

someone tell this bibinos fellow hes got some bangers

some bops even

i hope he knows he slaps

oh shit what do you mean he was miku

((lyrics rewritten by me, below the cut))

I got Money, payroll, on the tightrope Smell it out like ‘rezi Pyrope Gritting teefies it's my main goal Know nobody and say the word go Fortunes untold, good for John, yeah, we out of control Dave is back, and he on patrol yeah There you go it’s time to find another loophole

I stay taking care of my base Got my boonies in my case That's a check, check, check, check, check Run this whole entire place Running faster than the race That's a check, check, check, check, check Fuck it, I'm like: Lalala! (that's nice) Lalala! (big bag) Lalala!

Oh my goodness gracious Yeah, she feelin a little spacious Impact event, that’s Cretaceous Smooth and cold, my bro Timaeus I said I’m a needs-know basis Taking a big ass bite, voracious You want our plays, can’t make us Run these market stocks, no naks detain us

Crazy lil troll tryna get my deets 'Cause she know that I do the do Do little quip and do little wave Yeah, got luck like a damn horseshoe

Oh my gog! I'm swinging big dick energy Oh my gog! Yeah, we godtier to infinity

I stay taking care of my base Got my boonies in my case That's a check, check, check, check, check Run this whole entire place Running faster than the race That's a check, check, check, check, check Fuck it, I'm like: Lalala! Lalala! Lalala! — Stridin to the bank, Stridin to the bank Lalala! — yeah, bitch Lalala! Lalala! — Stridin to the bank, Stridin to the bank

Hey!! Let's go crazy!!! Hey!! Let's go crazy!!!

[showtime-dave]

Showtime Dave (?) - (Used to be) Homestuck [Homestuck parody of "Love Drunk" by Boys Like Girls]

hey folks happy 4/13 homestuck day

im technically not singing as me but im still me ydg

probably

the fourth wall is made of straight up jello brand gelatin at this point but we vibin

jigglin and shit

((lyrics by me under the cut))

April in 2009 Webcomic posted on some page online The world, about to realign (about to realign) We got invested in a boy named ‘John’ And in the game that started thereupon Oh boy, there’s so much more beyond…

I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over We went to the cons, yeah, to grey paint all over We used to read all night, now we’ll just deny it And ev-er-y April, remember the Old Times 'Cause every ship in canon sank I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over I'll live here forever, it’s never over

Grey skin and typing quirks Act 5 created online fireworks The lore, complicated verse The fandom argued over ships and kins And whether we could forgive Vriska’s sins And man, we learned that no one wins…

I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over We went to the cons, yeah, to grey paint all over We used to read all night, now we’ll just deny it And ev-er-y April, remember the Old Times 'Cause every ship in canon sank I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over I'll live here forever, it’s never over

Every page I reread from you All the bullshit you put me through I’ll start another readthrough cuz all the complaints I do Wouldn’t change a thing I do

I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over I'll live here forever, it’s never over

I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over We went to the cons, yeah, to grey paint all over We used to read all night, now we’ll just deny it And ev-er-y April, remember the Old Times 'Cause every ship in canon sank I used to be home stuck, the fandom took over I'll live here forever, it’s never over

It’s never over (about to realign) It’s never over