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[showtime-dave]

Showtime Dave - What a Time To Be a Knight (Homestuck parody of "What a Time To Be Alive" by Fall Out Boy)

happy totally normal and not culturally significant at all day to everyone

i dunno i just kinda wasnt feeling a jingle bell spirit, so i went with a non-christmas fall out boy song

have safe be fun drink some nog for me

(lyric edit by me under the cut)

[Verse 1]

Sometimes, you wonder if we're ever lookin’ back

At that fateful day, that April thirteen

And sayin', "That's the way, the world, it used to be

Before games started burstin’ out their screen"

We're out here and we're ready, we're here and we're ready

To liveblog the end of the world

I don't care if it's gritty, my rhymes so witty

Ramblin on til my speech is slurred, yeah, oh

[Pre-Chorus]

'cause everything is lit except the fucking meteor

Everything is lit but the forge inside me

Everything is lit

[Chorus 1]

But, baby, please, I feel like time won't unhold me

Even though its by now remold me

Oh, I think I'm slippin' out my right mind

Oh, what a time to be a knight

[Post-Chorus]

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

[Verse 2]

They say that godtier's cause for celebration

But I don't wanna see my own friends die (friends die)

It always felt much more like isolation

And I just wanna be a regular guy

We're out here and we’re ready, we're here and we're ready

To liveblog the end of the world

And I'm goin' on and on and on

Acrobatic swag while I pirouette, off, the handle here

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, 'cause everything is lit except the fucking meteor

Everything is lit but the forge inside me

Everything is lit

[Chorus 1]

But, baby, please, I feel like time won't unhold me

Even though its by now remold me

Oh, I think I'm slippin' out my right mind

Oh, what a time to be a knight

[Post-Chorus]

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

[Bridge]

What a time to be a knight, to be a knight

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus 2]

When, when, when I said, "Leave me alone", this isn't quite what I meant

I got the meteor blues, we lose, what's next?

So, it seems Jack Noir is gettin' too full to fly, oh

What a time to be a knight

[Post-Chorus]

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

What a time to be a knight

[Outro]

What a time to be a knight (What a time, what a time to be a knight)

What a time to be a knight (What a time, what a time to be a knight)

What a time to be a knight (What a time, what a time to be a knight)

What a time to be a knight

Sometimes you wonder if we're ever lookin' back

[showtime-karkat]

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HINAMIZAWA - NEWGROUNDS DEATH RUGBY

AS PREVIOUSLY PROMISED, A SHITTY LOVE SONG STRAIGHT FROM THE BLOOD PUSHER.

HOPEFULLY YOU CAN GET A SENSE OF THE KIND OF SAPPY, NAUSEA INDUCING TRACKS WE'LL BE PUTTING OUT.

[showtimestuck]

Casting Call

Showtimestuck

We are looking for passionate musicians to join our cast of characters. Knowledge of the plot and characters of the webcomic Homestuck is required.

3/13 Edit: There is a (now) 18+ age requirement to audition as well.

The following characters are up for audition:

Jade Harley

Rose Lalonde

Jane Crocker

Jake English

Dirk Strider

Tavros Nitram

Sollux Captor

Nepeta Leijon

Kanaya Maryam

Equius Zahhak

Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes

To audition please send an audio clip, preferably as an mp3 file but not required as such, of yourself singing at least a verse and chorus of a song you feel best showcases your own voice. If you have a character voice in mind, you may send that as a separate audio clip in the same message. The song clips must be sung Acapella (no backing track and your vocals must be unedited for audition purposes). I may decide to do callbacks of my own song choices, so do not be surprised if I get you with another song to sing for me.

Auditions and inquiries may be sent to [email protected].

We look forward to hearing from you!

-theatricalGrandeur

[showtime-terezi]

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UUUUURGH TH1S TOOK W4Y TOO FUCK1NG LONG

BUT H3Y!! MY F1RST SONG! YOU C4N’T OUTRUN JUST1C3 >:]

(plain text + lyrics under the cut!)

UUUUURGH THIS TOOK WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

BUT HEY!! MY FIRST SONG! YOU CAN’T OUTRUN JUSTICE >:]

LYRICS:

Outrunning karma, that boy He's such a charmer, all the Bugs and their larvae follow Him out to Colorado

Ten dozen hearts in a bag Their bodies lying, he'll drag Them down to Colorado A modern desperado

And he'll race for miles through the night He runs because he knows he cannot hide

He's never gonna make it, all the Poor people he's forsaken, karma Is always gonna chase him for his lies It's just a game of waiting, from the Church steeple down to Satan, karma There's really no escape until he dies

Outrunning karma, that boy Can't run no farther, it's the Last days of Sparta, follow Him down to meet Apollo

And he'll brace for battle in the night He'll fight because he knows he cannot hide

He's never gonna make it, all the Poor people he's forsaken, karma Is always gonna chase him for his lies It's just a game of waiting, from the Church steeple down to Satan, karma There's really no escape until he dies

La-la-la la-la, la-la-la la-la La-la-la la-la, la-la La-la-la la-la, la-la-la la-la La-la-la la-la, la-la

He's never gonna make it, all the Poor people he's forsaken, karma Is always gonna chase him for his lies It's just a game of waiting, from the Church steeple down to Satan, karma There's really no escape until he dies

La-la-la la-la, la-la-la la-la La-la-la la-la, la-la

[showtime-aradia]

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s0rry ab0ut the late p0st i've been busy stabilizing the timeline. please enjoy this s0ng.

even in this metal f0rm i still care f0r my friends.

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I sense a mess in the timeline

That feels like tragedy's a head

And though I'd like to stand by them

Can't shake this feeling that I have

The worst should be killing the king

And do they notice the trouble a head?

And will they see how bad it soon can be?

I think it's not to be

What will become of my dear friends?

Where will their actions lead us then?

Although I'd like to join the crowd

In their enthusiastic cloud

Try as I may, it doesn't last

And will we ever win this together?

No, I think not, it's never to become

For we are not the ones

[showtime-roxy]

peopel

ppeople*

PEOPLEZ****

people* lol

Poeple!! Rox is finaly gettin her time to SHINEE✨✨✨

had 2 hack the SHIT out of those TIGHT mainframes and all to get this tumrbr account

cyhpers and bobbytraps

backdoor trojans and what not

were no match

4 mai codez

snicker

but now that i doooo.. ;)

i am going to dazzle u with mah voice

[showtime-dave]

Showtime Dave - check (Homestuck parody of "check" by bbno$)

someone tell this bibinos fellow hes got some bangers

some bops even

i hope he knows he slaps

oh shit what do you mean he was miku

((lyrics rewritten by me, below the cut))

I got Money, payroll, on the tightrope Smell it out like ‘rezi Pyrope Gritting teefies it's my main goal Know nobody and say the word go Fortunes untold, good for John, yeah, we out of control Dave is back, and he on patrol yeah There you go it’s time to find another loophole

I stay taking care of my base Got my boonies in my case That's a check, check, check, check, check Run this whole entire place Running faster than the race That's a check, check, check, check, check Fuck it, I'm like: Lalala! (that's nice) Lalala! (big bag) Lalala!

Oh my goodness gracious Yeah, she feelin a little spacious Impact event, that’s Cretaceous Smooth and cold, my bro Timaeus I said I’m a needs-know basis Taking a big ass bite, voracious You want our plays, can’t make us Run these market stocks, no naks detain us

Crazy lil troll tryna get my deets 'Cause she know that I do the do Do little quip and do little wave Yeah, got luck like a damn horseshoe

Oh my gog! I'm swinging big dick energy Oh my gog! Yeah, we godtier to infinity

I stay taking care of my base Got my boonies in my case That's a check, check, check, check, check Run this whole entire place Running faster than the race That's a check, check, check, check, check Fuck it, I'm like: Lalala! Lalala! Lalala! — Stridin to the bank, Stridin to the bank Lalala! — yeah, bitch Lalala! Lalala! — Stridin to the bank, Stridin to the bank

Hey!! Let's go crazy!!! Hey!! Let's go crazy!!!

[showtime-karkat]

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HAPPY 413, YOU CRETINS.

WERE YOU EXPECTING SOMETHING LIKE 'KARKALICIOUS'? HAH. HOW PREDICTABLE. NO. INSTEAD YOU GET MORE SAPPY DRIBBLE. EAT UP.