#shree rambles

[nerdreader]

Control?

More like cunt roll over the cliff and die

[nerdreader]

Guess what !!!

A girl not just girl one of the coolest girl !!!

Soo I was going towards washroom and she walked by and went like.... heyyy! I was like hi🤨

She went "OMG you are so pretty I love your cheeks and like the big eyes and eyelashes are the moment .... Also your curly hair are mesmerizing"

Her exact words

I mean look at me 😏😉

So I said "thank you.. you are one of the coolest girl I have ever seen...plus love your jeans " 😊

And she blUsHed and walked away!!!!!

Bro what ok idk

[nerdreader]

AFTER 1 AM

mum: *shouting my name even though i am in toilet and she knows it*

me: *internally* A WOMAN CANT EVEN POOP NOW!!1 ALL I ASK IS the P from RIP which stands for POOP IN PEACE. you guys when i die dont put my picture and tag "RIP" just tag "RI".

everyone: "RI" ..."RI"..."RI"...."RI"..

*suddenly*

Rihanna:*singing*🎶 shine bright like a diamond🎶

physicS people of whole world: hold my beer

(NEXT SCENE)

rihanna: *studying physics for free*

*ON TV*

NEWS REPORTER: apparently the beer which was held is not holden anymore.

it is indeed STOLEN.

(NEXT SCENE)

thor: *gaming and chilling*

jane: really...?

thor: what might be the bother jane?

jane: GIVE ME BACK MY CHILLED BEER!!!

thor: *hands her polar bear*

JANE: WHERE.IS.MY.BEER.THOR?

thor: *slaps hi belly and burps* UM MY LADY...

jane: *yeets thor back to hi alldaddy odin*

thor: *falls through ceiling in front of the alldaddy*

*ceiling falls on thor*

*squeezed*

* farts, burps, shits*

*dies*

alldaddy odin: *ded cuz of the smell of rotten beer*

RI BOTH OF 'EM

rihanna: * catwalks on bifrost*

*singing* 🎶REFLECT BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND🎶

ALL PHYSICS PEOPLE: *IN thug life costume*

MAY THE CHAD GOD AND ALLDADDY WHO IS ALLDEADY ...REST IN POOP

--------------THE END -------FUCK OFF----------------------

[nerdreader]

WheN anyone annoys you ..... A lot

sooo I have a hindi insult for that but it won't make sense in english..

*clears throat*

"dimaag ki chaddi mein paadna band kar"

Anyone who thought I was a good person ....pls don't hate🥺🙏🏻

This is just me in my character

@shanti-ashant-hai

[nerdreader]

tere saste nashe ka bahut suna hai, aur aaj dekh bhi liya lmao

Arey arey thank you nitya...

We are gonna be besties.....

[nerdreader]

today was alright

I AM TELLING YOU I REGRET HAVING A CRUSH ON HIM

 CUZ THAT CHUTIYA CAN TALK TO EVERYONE BUT ME SAY GOODBYE TO EVERYONE BUT .ME. HE TALKS WITH ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS BUT ME ...DO I EVEN COUNT AS A PERSON AT THIS POINT ..... NO NO I AM BHOOTNATH ONLY BANKU CAN SEE ME   JADGJSDGHJSHA,jhsdgaJDGH 

SHANTI U TOLD ME TO SAY HI BUT WE WERE STANDING SIDE BY SIDE HE WAS DISCUSSING PAPER WITH SOMEONE AS I WANTED TO START A CONVO HE STARTED TALKING WITH SOMEONE ABOVE ME LIKE I AM STANDING HE SAW A GUY FROM HIS EYE LEVEL AND IGNORE ME AS IF I AM SOME SORT OF LITTLE PLANT MF HE IS NOT THAT HIGH BUT THEN HE WENT AWAY BUT WE DID MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS AND HE IS SHY LIKE SHY SHY AND I AM SHY SHY SO NO ONE CAN MAINTAIN EYECONTACT 

FUCK THIS SHIT I AM HATING IT yEDGFEJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBGF

@shanti-ashant-hai @aal-izz-not-well

[nerdreader]

i dont know what kind of crack I was on last night.... I do not remember doing this

Description =

Me: *crazy sad*

Gordon Ramsay: hev sum broglee

broglee: .......

[nerdreader]

hiieee babe, for the asks :)

15: Have any pets?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

15. No I do not .... I don't plan on cuz I am very very very much scared of animals

12. No I have not

01. Well you can say that ig.... but Mann they forget I am their daughter and not therapist.. it's pretty good but sometimes I might wanna runaway... ever since I have left home ... They have been very affectionate haha they know my value now lmao