#shrimpgate

[werealljustwinginit]

How the fuck is Cinnamon Toast Crunch not trending on tumblr yet?? Topanga’s husband finds shrimp tails in his cereal and the entire General Mills company says “nah brah, that’s the sugar.” And now a whole oceanic research team and law enforcement are investigating it because General Mills hasn’t done shit.

And yet we aren’t talking about it??

Tumblr was made for a story like this! Give me Shrimpgate 2021. Get cracking on memes people.

[sluttywonwoo]

Did the shrimp ever get their clothes back

Asking for a friend

no :(( she ate them all that’s why they were being undressed in the first place

[smallswolecinnamonroll]

My cat after seeing the latest Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavor 🦐

[moonglade-poetess]

....Guys....

This is an attempt at damage control and I am CACKLING ABOUT IT

[sluttywonwoo]

I’m confused

What happened to a shrimp?

don’t worry about it beloved

[sluttywonwoo]

just unfollowed morgyn… can’t support a killer

(jk)

nooo don’t be mean to her :((

[sluttywonwoo]

kaili, we can always count on you for shinning light on all of the problematic things people do. even your own gf. 😓

#justicefortheshrimp

it’s hard work but someone’s gotta do it

[sluttywonwoo]

i thought morgyn was better than this…

#mayalloftheliveslostberemembered

rip in peace