Hamburgers are Meat Pancakes.
That is all. 🍔

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@smallswolecinnamonroll
Hamburgers are Meat Pancakes.
That is all. 🍔
WHO IS THE RIGHT PERSON ILYA
Also known as cryptic messages I randomly get from @frosty-rain
there’s no such thing as a stupid reason not to kill yourself.
your school sells cookies on thursdays? your favorite band is coming out with a new album? you’re still saving up for that tattoo? there’s still five sodas in your fridge and it’d be a shame to let them go to waste? you want to see the season finale of that show you love? keep living.
your reasons don’t have to be big, if they mean anything to you then they’re good reasons.
Yes! Just make something to look forward to
Okay but this is honestly true.
One of the closest times I came to committing suicide was when I was home alone for the weekend a few years ago. The reason I didn’t?
No one else was there to feed the cat until Monday.
That’s it. That’s all that saved me.
See, this is such good advice, because it can put you in the frame of mind that you need to be in to combat depression. Even things that seem little, like, “My plant will die if I don’t water it,” or “I’m the only one that takes out the trash, anyways” are examples of how you’re needed and valuable, even appreciated.
There are people out there that need you and love you. Stay alive friend, because it is so worth it.
My cat after seeing the latest Cinnamon Toast Crunch flavor 🦐
Tested positive today...
Nurse: I'm so sorry, be careful
Me: Yea I getcha, no licking doorknobs
N: I mean, you can, just the ones of the people you don't like
M: Ah gotcha lemme go to Texas real quick and spit in Ted Cruz's mouth-
cricket finds compliments very alarming
Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:
Its the best!!!
Nope!
Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡
The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568
Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.
why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss
The birds and the bees
!!!
They’re dating ❤️
Omg, hold on, this is actually an adorable concept.
amazing how you can put a light clad shape next to a dark clad shape and it instantly becomes Good Omens
Remembering that Don Cheadle played Captain Earth feels like a fever dream 🥴🌏
Pinkies up
We gettin fancy tonight bois 🎩🧐
Spicy Food Hot Take:
(hehe)😝🌶️🔥
Bottoms like it because of the oww.
Tops like it because of the challenge.
I don't make the rules 🤷🏻♀️
Or say, “you’re [incorrect name], right?” If they correct you, they’re the real deal. If they say yes, then get out of there.
THIS. PLEASE BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
I feel. So. ATTACKED.
Me @ my cat:
WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE A BURNING TIRE CAME OUT OF YOUR ASS??
My cat:
Resident Evil Village (2021) dir. Morimasa Sato
Actual footage of my ass dying repeatedly in Resident Evil Village 😳
Like c'mon, you can't do this to us gays! AN 8 FOOT TALL VAMPIRE WOMAN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY NO?!!