#shrunkenviolet

[alwaysthesitter]

“He’s a 10 but he doesn’t know who Ozzy Osbourne is.”

"Okay, okay, no, excuse me. He's the guy that bit the head off a bat. I know this because Eddie told me so when I did the same thing. See? See! I know shit!"

[gildedjock]

kink: spanking

♡ >> send me a kink and I'll have my muse rate it << ♡

scale: fuck no, gross, not for them, eh, no opinion, kinda, hot, fuck yes, p l e a s e do this

[workingmanwayne]

They’re a 10 but they have way too many mugs on their shelves 😝

"They're good mugs. Be wasteful t' git ridda 'em."

[surfkng-archive]

I’d say your blog’s trademark is you being sweet as hell. I know we’re not like super close but as long as I’ve known you on that now inactive Star Wars server you’ve been so approachable and kind.

What’s my blog’s trademark?

We aren't and we need to change that, I swear!!! It's on me for being awful at remembering to reply to things! You're so sweet and supportive all the time and I really enjoy every time I get to talk with you!

[gildedjock]

“Ever peeked at a lady’s ankles, or are you saving that for marriage too?”

“ I'm Catholic, not from the Victorian Era. ”

[gildedjock]

"...you sure you don't want a smoke? You're being put through the ringer tonight, Carver." (she's confused by all the -ussy antics LOL)

“ Yeah. Like I said, I don't smoke. Thank you though, I appreciate it. I, don't honestly mind the attention. ”

[gildedjock]

[offers Jason a cigarette] "Want one?"

“ No thanks. I don't uh, I don't smoke. ”

[anarchyassembly]

to: @shrunkenviolet​​ subject: one liner starter call

"Hey,” There’s an unlit cigarette dangling from his lips. “You lost?”