#shshdhdhdh

[chocobolt]

*doombot voice* Fixing tragedies or causing more

Dhdhdh DUDE I LOVE THIS LOL 😂💖 I feel like I’m the meme of that person in front of the two buttons pfffttttttttr x,D

(I will always choose the left don’t test me)

[sugawaras]

my dog just slipped off his leash for like the 10000th time and now im afraid he’s running around my neighborhood and i honestly feel so embarrassed and ashamed because im afraid he’s gonna like terrorize kids and but at the same time i literally NEVER wanted a dog in the first place, my mom is the one who got him without telling the rest of our family beforehand despite us telling her we did not want or need one and now i have to put up with him doing all sorts of stupid shit. and like i love him, ofc i do, and i feel terrible because if i had held onto him properly he wouldn’t be running all over the place, but its just so frustrating that he doesn’t listen to me. and i don’t want the neighbors to think we’re terrible irresponsible owners but i just wish he wouldn’t do this like. all the freaking time!!!!

[thediverismylove]

“and he can be my jailer / burton to this taylor” does taylor swift know that richard burton was like. probably gay.

[steeltwigz]

U guys are lucky that I'm still keeping it PG-13 since I'm a Mostly Sonic-centric blog. If I was able to talk abt Eggman more... The things I would do to that old man.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Im sorry but like. I literally had such a horrible day at work, like, for one I have horrible periods, my guts were in knots, I was in so much pain, I'm like, on the tail end of a lupus flare, and to top it all off, these customers in like ten minutes after closing were over hear breaking glass like oooops (I get it its an accident but fuckkkkk, it literally shattered into dust) and then like, all of their items were WET and my stomach turned over and they were like "oh haha lol sorry the baby spit up" I am WIPING MY HANDS on the fucking t shirts theyre buying at this point because I don't give a shit... no fucking courtesy, most people would at least like... hold the things up for me to scan if they got slobbered on so I don't have to touch them... you know. Considerate people. My skin is crawling and I'm immunocompromised and a bit of a germophobe and then this lady freakin SPITS on me while she talks because she's not wearing a mask and there's no guard and I am thisclose to just crying because I'm so fed up. I'm also lowkey having back spasms. Fun!

And then right after her is this lady I ended up kinda venting to who was like "YEAH I saw that, don't be sorry," and turns out she also has lupus and we'd bumped into each other before and I've never met anyone else with this who I could kinda comiserate with and she was like "ok, thats it, the next time our paths cross, we're going on a coffee date" !!!! It really just helped me feel so much better.

And then I ended up going home and writing some good things and like... gushing on some fandom stuff but uh anyway that was one hell of a seratonin release.

[mintfrosting]

the end of liquefacio is really like "hey stop messing with your keyboard and join us for the Man Feast" and takumi is just like yes dear,