kakemono was actually flirting with everyone in his mind but he never thought to say it outloud
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kakemono was actually flirting with everyone in his mind but he never thought to say it outloud
eyebrow waggle game nonstop
The Final Letter
It is sitting on a table at the bottom of the stairs where a vase once stood. It is written in pink ink on paper torn out of a book that will no doubt never be read. It has a different tone to it, however…
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aod the musical: kakemono's murder
would anyone care to know what kakemono's execution would have been?? cause that's definitely a thing i was considering drawing ahahahah
kakemono doesn't really answer questions people ask him well
"My… My heart…"
Happy birthday, kaichou.
(((happy birthday akira
but i guess there’s no bithday cake-mono for you)))
MONOBEAR FILE NO.2
Your Student IDs flash. Information on the body fills the screen.
Victim: Kakemono Otoko
Place of Body: Mural Room
Time of Death: 10:13 PM
Cause of Death: Broken Neck
State of Body: Dressed up nicely, with a rather large head wound. His neck is broken.
Smiley || AOD Body Reveal
You wake up that morning, knowing something is wrong. Something is up. You feel it in your bones. That’s when you hear the loudspeakers crackle to life.
"Another body has been found! A short period of investigation will follow! Why doesn’t everyone get to the mural room to check it out…?"
You rush out of the room as fast as you can, and into the stairwell to the second floor.
You notice some shards of something broken, but you ignore it for now. You have to locate the body. You step towards the mural room, only to see Akira Narita, Super High School Level Student Council President. Tomoko Minami, Super High School Level Lolita Model and Tsunami Mitsuki, Super High School Level Choreographer. They all look very scared and pained.
When you enter, you see it.
The lifeless body of…
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he might be dead but at least he's snazzy looking
Sonnet 428 (Second Motive)
You’re called by the bear the next day for the next secret to be revealed. Everyone is standing cautiously, wondering, watching. The bear pops up and immediately the lights dim.
"Aaaaaaaand today’s secret will be froooom~!"
The spotlight falls upon Arashi Tsuji. The poet.
"Arashi Tsuji, Super High School Level Poet! Or should I say…Super High School Level Homosexual!?"
"Well…most of you probably already knew what a gay baby he was but…"
The screen rolls down with a word in white behind it. Crush.
"Yup, that’s riiiiight~~! Arashi Tsuji writes gay poetry! About who? Weeeeell~~let’s find out!"
The spotlight shines down on Eisuke.
"I would read some but, hey! Let’s just skip to the good part!
“‘It can’t be unheard of or overdone to want to both kiss and injure someone.’”
Monobear laughs maniacally.
"Yuuuuup! The word nerd writes gay poetry about Bara-kun!"
The spotlight fades and the screen rolls up.
"That’s all for today folks!"
...Wow, no wonder he was saying he didn't have any secret. Really, it was pretty tame compared to stuff like liar and family issues. Actually, it was pretty fucking lame. Good going there, roomie. He was actually pretty jealous now. Why couldn't he have such a lame secret?
Well, he was sure things should go smoothly if Monobear thought that that was the most interesting secret of the day. If all the bad ones were just released in one go on the first day, then this might not be too bad. In fact, would he even need to worry? Yeah! He probably didn't he reasoned. Soon enough a smile was on his face once again.
He just hoped nobody was getting punched in the face. Man, as entertaining as that was (as well as downright frighteningly tense), he liked his bed.
so... do the curtains match the drapes??? *wink wink*
Motive 2: Kakemono Otoko // Thief
A World Alone (Second Motive, Part 3)
The spotlight reappears over—
—Kakemono Otoko.
Monobear grins at the sheet sadistically.
"Oh! This is a good one! Kakemono Otoko. Super High School Level Get Lucky!"
Laughing at his own joke, Monobear clears his throat.
"Super High School Level Good Luck, I mean. So what could our Luckster’s secret be?"
The screen behind Monobear lights up with a different word. Thief. The students collectively turn to look at Kakemono.
"Yup! That’s right…Lucky-kun here is a thief! Who knows what he could’ve taken from you guys already!? Upupupu!"
Sighing, the bear frowns.
"Stealing from your friends’ houses…they thought you were their friend too! What a backstabber, upupupu! Someone oughta kill you right off!"
Bringing his paw across his neck in a slicing motion, he stares straight at Kakemono.
The spotlight fades.
He needed to hide. He needed to cover himself from everything around him. He so desperately wanted time to cease and allow him to run away. This... It was the end here, was it not?
Staying frozen in place, his mind drifted to everything before this mess started. His father was there to encourage him and be his shield... He had all the "friends" he needed to replace the ones who grew tired of his antics. It was all back home.
What was here? Reminders of how he had accidentally become something he couldn't handle-- deceiving. He never thought he had been a backstabber though. Here the bear was saying he ought to be dead.
Was this his punishment for his ignorance back then? He supposed it was in a way. Standing idly, he refused to try and look at anyone. He needed time to think.
Where was there to go from here? How was it all going to be remedied? Could he fix what was broken? He supposed he was no SHSL Repairman, but he needed his so-called good luck to whisk him away from trouble. He couldn't do it on his own... Could he?
Much like his response to everyone else, silence graced him in the form of an answer.
Maps //Archive Starter (Open)
The real challenge here was how to convince Kakemono that this was a good idea without making it obvious that Eisuke was just trying to get rid of him. He also hoped that the boy would leave him alone if he was so busy making maps. It was a gamble, really. Ah well, if Eisuke failed, he could always just find a new room in which to entertain himself.
"Yanno," he said, "I never actually checked to see if we got maps o’ this floor. But if ya think makin’ some maps would be a good idea, then you should go for it."
He turned the page of his atlas.
With those words, it all felt like extreme encouragement to the young boy. Feeling yet another burst of energy and excitement, his pace quickened as his movements were much more animated. Heck, he could have very well been bouncing off the walls or running a mile.
"Oh man, oh man, oh mAAAN!!! I... I... I could make a HUUUUUGE map!! One with everything and anything on it except for the stuff that isn't!!! And... And... Like, sure, there might be a map on that ID thingy, but I could go and put extremely specific stuff's locations like books and furniture and all that jazz!! It'd be the biggest thing I've ever done-- would... would that be an accomplishment?! Would that be of any help?! Would it?! I might need some gigantic paper or a lot of 'em, but man I'm feeling ECSTATIC!!!"
"HOOOOO WEEP! KAKEMONO OTOKO IS OOON THE JOB, HANAE-KUN! I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!!!" he saluted before dashing out. Work was to be done!
Maps //Archive Starter (Open)
Eisuke frowned. All those extended syllables were irritating him more than anything else. He sucked in another breath. Try to be friendly, Eisuke. Just give it your best shot for now.
"Well, it ain’t like there’s a map in here o’ this library." A pause. "At least, I don’t think there is. I haven’t checked." Maybe that was something you could busy yourself with, boy, he thought to himself. If this conversation dragged on all that much longer, he would probably voice that suggestion.
Normally he would have asked his conversation partner if they had ever travelled. But the end result of that didn’t sound very pleasant, so he decided against that. He just wasn’t in that much of a conversational mood.
At his words, he perked up, and the light bulb set off.
"Weeell, if there's one, wouldn't it be on that electroID thingy? Buuut if it's not, what about if I make one for everyone?! It'd be great-- I bet! And I'd actually do it, I swear I would!!" Feeling full of energy, he trembled with excitement at the very idea.
You're welcome.
Maps //Archive Starter (Open)
This kid was testing Eisuke’s damn patience. He took in a long, deep breath, exhaled slowly, counted backwards from ten. That’s what the counselors had told him to do. After the fiascoes from a few days ago and everyone side-eyeing him since, he figured he should probably try to, you know, not use his fists as a first resort.
"…Yeah, I’m lookin’ at maps o’ the West. That’s kinda what’s in this book." Deep breaths, Eisuke. "I travelled a lot around there. Thinkin’ about that’s a lot nicer than thinkin’ about bein’ stuck in here." Stuck in here with Otoko. That part luckily got caught by his verbal filter.
It seemed as if it was Otoko's job to test people's patience, whether he meant to or not. Perhaps it was fortunate that he had not been able to pick up on the signs that indicated that Eisuke was growing irritated. Then again, it'd probably be a bad thing if he wasn't able to pick up on the warnings and ended up in a bad situation.
Surely that'd never happen ever.
"Yeeeah, I guess I shouldn't have said the obvious, huuh? My bad! Though if thinking back to where you traveled is what makes you happy, than that's pretty great, huh? It's like... that nostalgia factor, ain't it?!" he exclaimed, almost sounding proud of the fact he could remember that word. "I've been getting reeeal acquainted with the rooms instead, but being able to just pick up a book with maps sounds a looot easier! I'm kinda jealous, you could say!!" Cue chuckling.
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Eisuke looked up from his book when he heard the sound of surprise come from the other boy. He frowned. Da fuck was he lookin at.
"What does it look like I’m doin’?" he asked. He lifted up the book to display its cover - Maps of Western Europe, 2031 Edition. He didn’t break his gaze, instead staring pointedly at the kid for disturbing him like that. Eisuke didn’t honestly have much time for Otoko. The boy was annoying as all get out, and Eisuke was especially annoyed by his voice. Practically made his ears bleed.
Edging closer to read the cover, he found himself having to walk a lot farther than the others probably would have had to do in addition to squinting his eyes. This is the problem with overgrown bangs, kids. You just can't see shit.
"Maps of Western Europe, 2031 Edition...?" he read out loud at what was almost a painfully slow rate. A long pause accompanied it afterwards as he seemed to be trying to process that simple information given to him.
In the end though, all the resulted was his brief childish laughter. "You got a fancy for the west? I heard toooons of coooool things about them and all, but I didn't ever think of taking out a map and actually look more on its suuuper cool geography or something. You been looking at aaall of its nooks and crannies?"