#shslyakuzza

[the-dark-davas]

Fuyuhiko is bubbles and no one can convince me otherwise

[miraie-blog1]

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texts! // acepting

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ to: 九頭龍 || 01:34 ] do you ever like

[ to: 九頭龍 || 01:35 ]  think back to choices yuo made a few yrs back

[ to: 九頭龍 || 01:37 ]  and want to go back in time and punch yrself int he face repeteadly

[ to: 九頭龍 || 01:42 ] god

[ to: 九頭龍 || 01:45 ]  autocorrect is saving my life right now 

[miraie-blog1]

hi im egg and i think sol is a filthy homestuck

hi im sol and i am very offended right now

[miraie-blog1]

@shslyakuzza said:

( haha 69 good funny )

its the sex number

[disenchxnt-blog]

@shslyakuzza | from here

   A soft snort; so entertaining, how quickly Kuzuryuu runs out of complaints. Izuru’s feeling a little bit warm and a little bit fond as he settles against the yakuza-- even when he’s informed of his chances of awakening with genitalia scrawled on his face.    “As usual, you’re aglow with maturity,” he mumbles, too drowsy to inject any particular bite into the tone. Izuru’s more interested in nuzzling into Kuzuryuu’s shoulder.     “...I’ve decided you’re a good pillow,” he adds fuzzily; a roundabout way of saying, this may occur again.

[paradoxprelude]

Ⓐ

Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours:

ATTRACTIVENESS:

    repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

    grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

    not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

    never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

    i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

    worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed