#shublogging

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btw im watching the death note anime again

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there was this gum that i used to chew all the time as a kid, and every time i see something nostalgic the taste of that gum comes back to me

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fat girls according to online artists

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heterosexuals: *write straight couples who literally cannot stop fucking. constantly tearing each other’s clothes off in desperate attempt to bone in all forms of media*

homosexual: *writes a gay couple that shows physical attraction to one another w/o any form of physical contact*

heteros: ummmmmm.... sorry to get into your “”””safe space”””” but this is so uncomfortable lmao why are you gays always pushes your sexuality on society???

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its always funny when people come up to me and say shit like “an asteroid passed the earth and was only _____ miles away and scientists didnt even know! it couldve hit us!!” and then stare at me like theyre waiting for a terrified reaction but news flash ive been waiting for a giant space rock to wipe us all out for A While

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theres a big difference between dirt and dirtiness. like, dirt is fresh soil and earth and it smells great. meanwhile dirtiness is like, grime and feels awful. i could roll in dirt all day and feel great but if im stuck in a space that is musty and gross ill die.

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what exactly is a fucking little? im assuming someone who plays the role of a baby/kid in a sexual relationship? why are you like this.

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for those of you who can talk freely in public and make friends easily, a question:

how the fuck