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[carouselcometh]

We have asked girl for help countless times, now it is the time we offer her our help

[persephinae]

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

[2uselemon]

⚠️flash warning⚠️

dolores just wants to sleep

[demondemon]

[followniceinchnails]

they call it spongebob the musical because they sing song

[campyvillain]

no way. where do you learn this stuff

[followniceinchnails]

[campyvillain]

do i go in there?

[geniusoflove]

your honor you must understand i was penis delirious

[brucewaynes]

[goodupstandingcitizen]

[jnlmonroe-deactivated20230930]

[dreadcharged-deactivated2022100]

GIR!!! GIR WRITE THE CALLOUT POST

gir;

[inkmachinebroke-archive-deactiv]

[whisqrs]

most of the male characters in breaking bad are bald because it’s easier to animate

[solarsyrup]

funniest thing in the world is punching out at your job at the time you're supposed to and your boss acts all lowkey betrayed

[mysticmelodyvt]

[ylfva-remade]

i forgot i was autistic and ate whipped cream

[ylfva-remade]

lactose intolerant. i meant lactose intolerant.

[unclefather]

boys, can we get a dick in the chat? i want to see all your penises in the chat 

[new-bitch-who-dis]

[pigeoninbox]

yea OP is a silly goose :/ might wanna do your research next time before you reblog

[iamoutofideas]

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

[iamoutofideas]

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[fluffyjester]

wheres that pic of the person holding a blue ring octopus?

[fourleaved]

this is the only image on these internets that has ever seriously made me scream out loud. these things are like, among the most lethal animals on the planet

[hardgore--alice]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[bumblebeerror]

Why is this back on my dash in the year of our tormentor 2021?

[yardsards]

real tumblr veterans know this isnt even the ORIGINAL crave that mineral post, it’s a repost by the randy your sticks person because the OP of the true original supported child slavery and practiced therapy without a license

[appendingfic]

I hate this website

[ask-artsy-oncie]

I love this website

[lilcabinwitch]