Tucker finds Sharkface fishing with an actual rod and like a hook and everything and goes "doing it on hard mode now?" and Sharkface sighs and says "apparently i can't fish bare-handed anymore because it's scaring the hoes" bc him walking out of the ocean when they thought he'd drowned with a huge fish on his shoulders and a smaller one in his teeth nearly gave wash a stroke
"Dude, what?" Tucker is disappointed he didn't actually mean girls by saying"hoes". "We do shit like that all the time that's way more dangerous than you catching fish with your teeth! I bet Wash is just guilty he shot you like a hundred times in Armonia. He still bellyaches over shooting Donut that one time."
Sharks snorts. "Like Washington could actually kill me."
"Third time's the charm," Tucker laughs. It draws out into a nervous chuckle as Sharkface side-eyes him. "Not that he's gonna try." Tucker clears his throat. "Anyway, you catch anything yet?"
"No." Sharkface glares so hard at the ocean Tucker wouldn't be surprised to see it start boiling. He glances behind them at the beach and the cliffs it leads up to. "Keep watch for me."
"Huh?" Tucker's hand closes around the handle of the fishing rod as Sharkface hands it to him abruptly. There's a splash. He's disappeared completely. Tucker gives the fishing rod an annoyed look. "I better not get bitched at because of him."
He sighs and waits, wondering what the weirdo is gonna surface with. Last time he was gone like five minutes, and Tucker's pretty sure people can't hold their breath that long even with training. He might actually be part shark.
As he's glancing back to the cliffs to make sure no one's watching them, a fish the size of his thigh whizzes past him and lands with a wet thud on the beach.
"DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Sharkface is walking back out of the waves with a huge, shit-eating grin and pushing his hair back. "You want coraljack for lunch?"
so there’s a part of @sharkface-daydreams rvb fic “Mind Games” that includes Sharkface-can’t-stop-thinking-about-how-cute-Tucker-is and 👀 I couldn’t get it out my brain so I had to draw it :] [Link to the fic is in the notes!]
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