Apr 9
A bunch of lyle’s in a room should be called a camera crew, like how a group of crows is called a murder.
Stop, th-that's perfect.
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A bunch of lyle’s in a room should be called a camera crew, like how a group of crows is called a murder.
Stop, th-that's perfect.
Scuttle scuttle
*roach sounds approaching your kitchen cabinet..*
Scuttle scuttle.
- Suspicious blue roach 🪳
O-Oh dear- nononono-
*Lyles legs skitter as he chases after the roach, trying to grab it. He couldn't afford his apartment getting infested.*
I sent a large brick to ur location via plane sorry
I- Wh-What- OWFH-
*falls through the ceiling* I was just escaping universal police ehhehehe also I don't know how to dri- *massive explosion sound in the distance*
Oh no
Dude, w-we don't need any more holes in the floor. I-I don't know how much longer this building will stay standing.
I found this picture of me under my couch the other night its probably by my stalker. I was thinking since you like photography youd probably know somebody who mightve taken this
O-O-Oh- Uh- w-well- i-it's a little difficult to gage wh-where a photo came from b-based on the photo paper alone- um-
b-but if you s-send it my way, I could see what I could figure out about it, i-if anything-
bro, i PRAY Xaria and Monty don’t find you. based on the whole pervert and Sam thing you seem you like the kinda guy to be easily susceptible to rage bait. they’re just gonna yell “SHUT UP NERD!” anytime you try to speak and if you try to fight them Monty is just gonna set you on fire. i mean, he’s an infamous pyromaniac and you’re sensitive to light like photo paper… fire makes light… and hurts… i’m sure you see where this is going. and Xaria’s just going to yell at you and shoot you (weird, i thought Canada had stricter gun laws?). if this were rock paper scissors you’d be paper and they’d be scissors.
W-Well, good thing they're not on here.
Currently.
F-For now.
Y-Yet. .
A bunch of lyle’s in a room with one or more sam’s should also be called a paparazzi
Y-Yes
I need ur help with something
-telixion
Uh, wh-what do you need h-help with?