#shutupmorgan

[helenawayne]

Dear tumblr, since Marvel unceremoniously murdered Jessica Drew and as such I can’t find anything on google, does anyone know where I can find the page where Jess is being offered Dani Cage to hold and she essentially pushes her away?

[helenawayne]

god could y’all spoil shit in star wars without tagging it any harder???? Like, some of y’all are saying it without actually explicitly saying it but like... most adult human beings can read between the lines and get what you’re saying? Knock it off and tag your god damn spoilers wtf it’s 2017 havent we learned by now?

[helenawayne]

Fandom 👏 Stop 👏 Erasing 👏 Selina 👏 Kyle 👏 From 👏 Helena 👏 Wayne’s 👏 Narrative 👏

[helenawayne]

I really resent tumblr for making tags automatically cut under a read more after so many tags. Like... I save my best shit for the last tags. How dare you censor my snark?

[helenawayne]

I say a small thank you in my head to @kristaferanka every day for freeing Jessica Drew from her boob sock and vagina triangle prison

[helenawayne]

How was my day today? Well I got to pet a dog at work. So, you know, you do the math.

[helenawayne]

My big sister told me today that she’s pregnant and I don’t like kids, I don’t want kids, but oh my god I am already so in love with little Drogon (it’s name until a gender is known) and it’s going to be the best kid in the entire world no contest. I can’t fucking wait to be the crazy fun California aunt who sends them fun toys their parents don’t want them to have

[helenawayne]

Y’all would love my dnd character. She’s great. She suffers from dead parent syndrome but she masks it by asking men their penis sizes literally every time she can catch them in zone of truth.