#siblings bc

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Colin: I’m not jealous. I just get a weird burning feeling in my chest when I think about Penelope being with someone else.

Benedict: Yes, that’s jealousy.

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Colin: Hey, Benedict. How far away are you from getting married? Because Penelope and I were thinking about getting married, so…

Benedict: Colin, you know, siblings don’t have to get married in order.

Colin, shocked and excited: Penelope! We’re doing this!

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Colin: How much do you have to drink to not feel anything?

Benedict: If you have to ask, you’re not even close…

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[Lord Debling flirting with Penelope]

Colin: *Glares*

Benedict: Is something bothering you, Colin? You’re awfully quiet today.

Colin: Nobody plans a murder out loud.

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Benedict: *Shows his drawing of Colin*

Benedict: You’re eyes are red because I ran out of brown.

Colin: But my eyes are blue.

Benedict: Now you tell me.

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Benedict: There is no future. There is no past. Don’t you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet!

Colin: …All I did was ask is if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Colin: Benedict, get out of the way. You’re blocking the view.

Benedict: I am the view.

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Benedict: I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower but make more money as a leader.

Colin: What the fuck??