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Doctor's Visit: He's onto Me.
One of my favorite things in life is the random conversations I have with random people, especially if they pick up on my sarcasm and decide to join in on the fun.
This happens a lot but not as often as I'd like. and this time, it was with my new primary physician.
While I'm hooked up to an EKG monitor, my doctor and I shared a humorous conversation on being Sicilian and drinking coffee.
Dr: "If you don't mind me asking, what's your nationality?"
Me: I'm Sicilian.
Dr: "Is that the reason you're here?
Me: One of...
Dr: "How much coffee do you drink a day?"
Me: Not a lot.
Dr. "Oh Francesca, this is going to be like pulling teeth, isn't it?"
Me: How do you mean?
Dr: "Well, in all fairness, you just told me you were Sicilian, I know for a fact that coffee is religion to you."
Me: (Laughs) Okay, okay, I have a tall light Frappuccino a day...
Dr: "is that all?"
Me: Wiiiiiiiiiith and add shot of espresso!
Dr: "With a shot of espresso, she says. no big deal, right? Sicilians are big on espresso, I know this."
Me: Just my luck. Nobody knows anything about Sicilians and the one time I try to pull one over....
Dr: I'm trying to help you, there's no need to pull one over.
Me: I know I just know you're going to tell me no more espresso, and I don't wanna....
Dr: "We'll run some tests before I tell you that... Now, you say you're suffering from anxiety, depression, insomnia and parasomnia, right?
Me: yes.
Dr: With depression, most people want to sleep all the time, but you can't sleep, and when you do, you get disturbances by the parasomnia? Do I have this right?
Me: Yes. And is it weird that I'm moody?
Dr: "Moody for a Sicilian or anybody?"
Me: Moody like I'm fine one minute and the next I'm depressed.
Dr: "Well, you can't sleep, you're irritated by that, so let's work on fixing that before we say it's fair to call you moody."
Dr: "Why do you think this is happening? Tell me what's going on."
Me: I don't know.
Dr: "Yes you do."
Me: WHAT IS THIS? Am I strapped to a heart monitor or a lie detector?
Dr. "I should have waited before I asked you your nationality, I would have guessed with your attitude."
Se l’intelligenza fosse luce…cumpa’ tu si o’ scuru.
If intelligence were light….my friend you are in the darkness.
