Where's your will to be weird?

I live to die. I survive to fall. I sacrifice for nothing at all.

[vmilu]

2004 vs 2023

The parallel between the scenes on how they end is simply 💗💗💗💗

I swear they have their own love language

"Thank you"

[shadowdaddies]

Fireheart

by renata_watsonn on Instagram

[justforbillhader-deactivated201]

Stefon: “Well, they have a Jewish Dracula.”

Seth: “Oh. What’s his name?”

Stefon: “Sidney Applebaum.”

😂

[luluvanhoagland]

Big Boober Post #3

BOOBER BUTTONS NOW AVAILABLE

GIVEAWAY

ETSY / ART PAGE

[breefolk-hates-staff]

These are so cute, and also definitely relatable.

[petewentzdickpick]

[spearmint-milkshake]

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

[untexting]

Does anyone else get those random rushes of motivation like, “I’m gonna be so fucking successful dammit, watch me”

[brutol]

best 20 minutes of the year

[odonowest]

one year of captain swan: 194/365

[sunwomb]

GOOD THINGS ARE COMING!

[anonymous--sociopath]

BITCH WHEN!!!

[meghanmclovin]

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

[piece-of-godney]

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

[chibihere]

i love this, video

[fairycosmos]

icarly was right: live life…………..breathe air………i know somehow we’re gonna get there

[coral]

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

[amargedom]

“The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think.”

— C. JoyBell C. (via goodreadss)

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“I have nothing to do the rest of my life but do it and the rest of my life to do it.”

— Jack Kerouac, from Mexico City Blues: 242 Choruses

[timbllr]

[fishyandclintbarton]

“Your face makes my cervix gritty.”

[fishyandclintbarton]

And yes, its THAT Janey. I love her.

[ottermatopoeia]

FUCKING LEGEND

[ayeforscotland]

The same Janey who two years later had the same sign.

The difference? In 2016 the police tried to move her along. This year, they high-fived her.

She’s fantastic.

[bnq]

“Your face makes my cervix gritty.”