roommate!shouto who insists on doing the laundry — "we split chores evenly," he tells you in that deadpan voice of his, like it's the most logical thing in the world that on a weekly basis he'll be seeing your underwear. and you okay it because it's shouto. you'd never suspect someone as sweet and noble as shouto to pocket one or two of your lace panties every month. and you'd never suspect him to be anything other than honest when you ask him where they could have gone, you have no reason not to believe when he tells you, wry chuckle in his tone, "this is why i do the laundry, y/n. you're always misplacing things."