#sicklock

[shayymie-cosplay-blog]

Could go on for ages about how easy it is to tease you really. You should wonder of the things I get up to when you're not home. - SH . . . #sherlockholmescosplay #sheetlock #sicklock #highlock #flirt #imsorry #johnlock #benedictcumberbatch #consultingdetective #221bfam #sherlockholmes #au #imsickandbored

[shayymie-cosplay-blog]

Oh no, we're not done yet. You should see your face, it's like you haven't seen me like this before. - SH . . . #sherlockholmescosplay #highlock #sicklock #benedictcumberbatch #consultingdetective #221bfam #sherlockholmes

[shayymie-cosplay-blog]

Jjjooohhhnnnn I'm /bored/! Let's do something. - SH . . . #sherlockholmescosplay #sherlockholmes #221bfam #highlock #sicklock #consultingdetective #benedictcumberbatch #cosplayersofinstagram

[mysherlockrps]

Johnlock RP

You: I went to the doctor like you told me to. SH

Stranger: And how was it? JW

You: I had to have lots of tests. They'll call when they have the results. SH

Stranger: How do you feel about your tests so far? JW

You: I didn't like the MRI. SH

Stranger: It's over now. You won't have to deal with another one for a long while. JW

You: Unless the results come back with bad news. SH

Stranger: Yes, but I'm hoping for the best. JW

You: And as a doctor what do you think it's more likely to be? Good or bad? SH

Stranger: I'm sure there will be some consequences from your poor eating habits. Along with a few other habits of yours. But it seems like it won't be anything too drastic. JW

You: And if it is? SH

Stranger: Then I'll be with you. JW

You: What if I can't do cases anymore? SH

Stranger: Then we can bring the cases to you. Ones that you can solve inside the flat. JW

You: They'll be the boring ones. SH

Stranger: Better than nothing. JW

You: How long do you think the test results will take? SH

Stranger: Few weeks since you had a number of tests. Though, you could always convince Mycroft to quicken it. JW

You: I think I might. SH

Stranger: You don't have to be scared, if you are. JW

You: It's playing with my memory, John. My brain. Without my brain, what have I got? SH

Stranger: You are still you, Sherlock. If this affects your memory, it doesn't mean that it affects who you are. You will always be Sherlock Holmes. JW

You: No. I'll be a shadow of Sherlock Holmes. SH

Stranger: Not to me. JW

You: To me. To everyone else. SH

Stranger: Why does it matter what everyone else thinks? JW

You: Don't pretend that you don't care what people think of you. SH

Stranger: Yes, but you're Sherlock Holmes. You insult some of the most influential people of our country and take pride in your work with gruesome murder cases. JW

You: And if I can't do that anymore then I'm nothing! SH

Stranger: You are always worth something to me, Sherlock. If no one else, you have me. JW

You: I'm having Mycroft speed the tests up. SH

Stranger: [Delayed] Alright. JW

You: And if they're bad, I'm leaving London. SH

Stranger: Where to? JW

You: Sussex? SH

Stranger: A cottage in Sussex. JW Beehives?JW

You: Yes. Lots of beehives. SH

Stranger: Sounds like you. JW

You: Will you come? SH

Stranger: Yes. JW

You: And no one else will find out. SH

Stranger: You and me against the rest of world. JW

You: I love you, John. SH

Stranger: [Delayed] For how long? JW

You: What do you mean? SH

Stranger: I knew I loved you that moment at the poolside. When I realized I'd give up my life for you with the bombs strapped to my chest and the snipers aiming at us. I knew I loved you then, even if it was bad timing. JW

You: I knew I loved you when I saw you walk out and I thought you were Moriarty and it crushed me and then I realised you were covered in bombs and I didn't know whether to be relieved or even more crushed that I might not be able to get you out of there. SH

Stranger: I love you. JW

You: I love you too. SH

[coiponds]

Poor Sherlock, getting sick out on a case. Also poor John he’s gonna have to deal with this drama queen 

If you want to check out more of my art (x)

[kriskenshin]

"Oh no back in bed," John says to Sherlock who is running a high fever. "But," Sherlock protests as John throws him over his shoulder and deposits him back in bed. An hour later Sherlock is out of bed and John has to throw him back into it a second time. When Sherlock tries to get up an hour after that John is sitting by his bedside. "Nope," John says shaking his head and Sherlock lays back down. "John," Sherlock says an hour later, "I have to go to the bathroom." "Fine, but then back in bed."

LOL accurate XD

[kerochan85]

What's the matter with Sherlock? GL (23)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like johnlock.

Stranger: What's the matter with Sherlock? GL (23)

You: I'll be damned if I knew. -JW (21)

Stranger: You're his flatmate, you must know something. GL

You: He's not doing drugs again, that much I know. -JW

Stranger: Why's he moping? GL

You: I really don't know. -JW I just told him I met the girl of my dreams -JW

Stranger: You've got a new girlfriend? GL

You: Not yet. -JW

You: HE's not interested. -JW

You: SHE! I meant she's not interested. -WJ

Stranger: Shame. GL

You: Yeah, a shame. -JW

You: A shame he really isn't interested in me. -JW Greg, come on, let's get serious. I'm me, and he's ... he's... gorgeous. -JW

Stranger: And we're back to he? GL

You: Okay, he's a he. -JW

Stranger: Nothing wrong with that, mate. GL

You: I know. It's... Let's keep it hush hush. If Dad find out he'll kill me. -JW

Stranger: Of course. I won't tell a soul. GL

Stranger: Does Sherlock know? GL

You: Not really. -JW

You: [delay] Greg, it's him. -JW

Stranger: What about him? GL

Stranger: Oh. GL

You: Oh indeed. -JW I have bad taste in people, I know. -JW

Stranger: I don't think so. GL

You: Why? JW Greg, you're not interested in Sherlock too, right? JW

Stranger: Not even a little bit, mate. GL

You: Good. -JW

You: NOw... What do I do? JW

Stranger: Snog him. Ask him out. Marry him. Move to Sussex and live happily ever after. After you've spent a good forty years living in London and solving crimes, of course. GL

You: Why Sussex? JW I don't even like the country. -JW

Stranger: It's where he grew up. He's always had a soft spot for it, even though he pretends to hate it. He was always fascinated by all the bees. GL

You: Oh. -JW now I understand a thing. -JW

Stranger: What? GL

You: I gave him a notebook, as joke. -JW it had bees on the pages. -JW

Stranger: Oh he loves that notebook. GL

You: Yeah. -JW

Stranger: He loves bees. He had a stuffed bee when he was a kid that he would drag everywhere with him. GL

You: He still have that. -JW

You: Even if now it had take residency on my bed. -JW

Stranger: Does he still have it? It must be filthy. GL

You: Hey, do not insult Mrs Bumble. -JW

Stranger: You named it? Even he didn't name it. GL

You: I might have named her. -JW

Stranger: God you two were made for each other. GL

You: And that leave us right at the start. What do I do? JW I can't just snog him. -JW

Stranger: Why not? GL

You: You remember James? JW

Stranger: God, I hated that prick. GL

You: Well, he tried that. It ended with a grumpy Sherlock with a broken hand, and a miserable Jim with a broken nose. -JW

Stranger: Well Christ don't do it like James did! That arse practically cornered the poor kid, Sherlock must have been scared to death. No, just turn on a film or something and sit with him on the sofa. Wrap him in a blanket and just, when the moment's right, kiss him. GL

You: That's cheesy. -JW Think it might work withhim? JW

Stranger: Yes of course it's cheesy. But he'll love it. GL

You: You know what? I'll try that right away. -JW

Stranger: Good for you, mate. GL

You: [delay] He fell asleep. JW

You: I wrapped him in a blanket, and now he's drooling on my shoulder. After I snogged the life out of him, of course. JW I think I should say thatks mate. -JW

Stranger: Oh so you did snog him? Brilliant, I knew that would work. GL

You: Yup. -JW He deduced it a few minutes after we sat on the sofa. JW

Stranger: Of course he did. GL

You: Yeah. -JW

You: He said you deserve the Bee. because I won't need it anymore. -JW

Stranger: Aw, I'm touched. GL

You: Yeah. -JW

You: So you won't be alone. -JW

Stranger: Git. GL

You: That were his words, Greg. -JW

Stranger: I'm not bloody alone. GL

Stranger: (( Brb ))

You: Greg, come on. -JW You know he meant good. JW And let's say, I haven't see you dating anyone in ages. -JW

Stranger: Yeah, because Molly just dumped Tom and I've been waiting for the grace period to end so I can ask her out. GL

You: That was ages ago. -JW You should seize the moment before Irene approach her. -JW

Stranger: I thought Molly only liked blokes. GL

You: Molly. -JW But you know Irene. -JW She likes timid ans shy. -JW Just like the git here. -JW

Stranger: What, Sherlock? GL

You: Yep. Irene tried to blackmail him into a date. -JW

Stranger: Blackmail him with what? GL

You: I don't know. He never told me. -JW

Stranger: God I hate her. GL

You: Me too. -JW Think he would kill me if I snap a picture of him asleep on my shoulder? JW

Stranger: Yes. Do it anyway. GL

You: [Image attached] He's drooling, see? JW

Stranger: He looks just like he did when he was a kid. GL

You: Oh. How long do you two know each other? -JW I gathered it's a childhood friendship. -JW

Stranger: Yeah, I've known him for ages. I was friends with Mycroft when I started secondary school, Sherlock was just six at the time. I'm the reason he came to this uni, he and Mycroft came to visit when I first started and he absolutely loved it here. GL

You: Okay. Name your reward. JW You deserve one. -JW

Stranger: Why the hell do I deserve a reward? GL

You: Because you talked me into snogging him, and you managed to get him here. -JW

Stranger: Alright. Talk me up to Molly. GL

You: Go kiss her, have sex with her, then end up grey and old with her with tons of cats, sons and body parts. -JW

Stranger: Body parts? I think you're getting my future mixed up with yours. GL

You: Okay, let's say picture of mangled body parts,. -JW

Stranger: Still yours. GL

You: And pictures of cats.Let's not forget the cats. -JW

Stranger: Yeah, yeah, I can deal with cats. GL

You: I will knit you baby boots. -JW

You: And baby kittens jumpers. -JW

You: Okay, that's too stupid even for me. -JW

Stranger: Yes, yes it is. GL

You: But I can knit aby boot for your future children. -JW

You: Baby*

Stranger: Since when do you knit? GL

You: Since I was five. -JW

You: Than jumper you always make fun of? I did it by myself. -JW

Stranger: You never cease to surprise me. GL

You: I can also kill a men in 15 different ways. -JW

Stranger: I believe you. GL

Stranger: You might want to carry your sleepy genius to his bed. GL

You: Don't want to wake him. -JW

You: He's nicely cuddles, you know. -JW and for once he look peaceful. -JW

Stranger: He won't be happy tomorrow. GL

You: Fine. -JW

You: [delay] What the hell am I feeding him? He wight a ton. -JW

Stranger: Oh come on, he's not that heavy. GL

You: Yeah, but usually he helps a little. Not just lay there like dead weight. -JW

You: And I still think he should put in a few stones. -JW

Stranger: Tuck him in, give him his bee. GL

You: Should I sang him a lullaby and change his nappy as well, Mum? -JW

You: And now it's your bee, smartarse. -JW

Stranger: Hey, I raised that kid almost as much as his parents did. GL

You: Sorry, that was rude and uncalled for. -JW

Stranger: It's fine, mate. GL

You: Still, I feel like I'm the arse now. -JW

Stranger: John, it's alright. GL

You: Fine, I'll just bake you a cake. -JW

You: Nothing says sorry like banoffee pie. -JW

Stranger: Bake Sherlock one too. Skinny bastard needs it. GL

You: Skinny bastard prefer cheesecake. -JW

You: Pineapple flavored one too. -JW

You: But it has to be made with fresh pineapple or he won't touch it. -JW

Stranger: What a git. GL

You: Hes spoiled when it comes to food. -JW

You: Just a sec, his majesty want me. -JW

You: [slight delay] I'm a bee now. -JW

Stranger: You're a what? GL

You: A bee. JW Skinny basted is wrapped around me like a poor imitation of an octopus. -JW

You: But I have permission to talk to you, it seems. -JW

Stranger: Aww. GL

You: He's a bit too hot for my liking. -JW

Stranger: Hot? GL

You: Running a fever maybe. -JW And yeah, he's also hot in that sense. -JW

Stranger: Is he alright? GL

You: I think he has just succumbed to flu season. -JW I knew it couldn't just scold at viruses and make them flee in fear and panic. -JW

Stranger: Watch out for him. He's skinny as a rail and he goes days without sleep, sickness knocks him right off his feet. GL

You: I see that. -JW

You: Any secret remedy I should know of? JW I know already he'll be grumpy and miserable. -JW

Stranger: He likes honey in his tea when he's sick, it makes his throat feel better. GL

You: Honey, of course. -JW Anything else? JW

You: Like movie I should buy, or books? _JW

Stranger: Crap, what's the name of that movie... GL

You: Tell me about it a bit, maybe I know it. -JW

Stranger: Christ, I'm completely blanking. Hang on, I might have it, let me go look. GL

You: If it's Bee Movie I'll just might have to punch you. Greg. -JW

Stranger: It's not bloody Bee Movie. GL

You: Good. -JW Knowing him it might be some obscure russian movie that it need subtitles to be understood. -JW

Stranger: That sounds about right. GL

You: Oh lord. -JW

You: Can't I make him watch Frozen? -JW

Stranger: I'm joking. Though I think it might have been French. GL

Stranger: Why would he want to watch Frozen? GL

You: Don't know. -JW Maybe he might like it. -JW

Stranger: Doubt it. GL

You: I'll just ask Mycroft to bring me the "Sick Sherlock" kit. -JW I know he might have such a thing. -JW

Stranger: Oh he does. GL

You: How big is that kit? JW Will it fit my flat? JW

Stranger: Possibly. GL

Stranger: Oh, Les Choristes. That's the film. It's this French film about a boys chorus at a school, he was always fond of it. I think he liked the music. GL

You: I'll order it online. -JW

You: Might be useful in the futere. -JW

You: Future. -JW Sorry. Octolock just whacked me turning. -JW

Stranger: Poor kid. GL

You: I'm the one who just got hit by his boyfriend, and you say poor kid? -JW

Stranger: Yes. He gets really restless in his sleep when he's sick. GL

You: Fine. I'll jut tie him to the bedpost then. -JW

Stranger: Kinky. GL

You: I'm joking, before you sic Mycroft on me. -JW

Stranger: I would never. GL

You: Good to know. -JW

You: look, I'm going to make him soup. Think you can entertain him a bit? JW

You: He just awoken, and he's a bit cranky. -JW

Stranger has disconnected.

[gay-detective-blog]

John comes home from the surgery and he finds Sherlock in their bed under the covers in John's jumper, fast asleep but he's been crying bc he has a cold and John wasn't there and he was so bored so John wakes him up with small kisses and makes him tea with honey and gives him cold medicine and then they end up under the covers, limbs tangled, cuddling and Sherlock's already fallen asleep again.

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