#sidemen troops

[trashland-llamas]

Sidemen + Troops stuck in an elevator

simon; stuck in an elevator because harry decided to jump.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; freezy and lux have had three panic attacks in 10 minutes.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; george hasn’t said a thing since we got stuck.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; ethan’s being immature and yelling the whole time.

everyone; fucking mint

simon; willne’s just been listening to music and calling his mom

everyone; fucking mint

simon; randolph has to pee so bad he might get a bladder infection

everyone; fucking mint

simon; ksi, tobi and vik are the ones that we’re gonna blame because they're the minority

everyone; fucking mint

. . .

some passerby; men don’t like loud women

ethan; oh like hell we don’t, someone gotta tell the waitress that I ordered mashed taters and sure shit it ain’t gonna be me

. . .

freezy; no. don’t corner it. it’ll bite you, harry. this is why you don’t take boys from guernsey nowhere. you know what? it will seriously bite you. look at (inaudible). harry, get off of it. man, this is—

harry; —its foot’s hurt

freezy; okay. okay, we’ll just let it go. if it’s, if it’s hurt? i told you. listen, if it’s hurt, harry, what do you plan to do with it once you catch it? let’s go to our room. oh we’re right here. thank goodness. yay little elephant looking animal…HARRY

harry; oh my gosh

freezy; get away from that. quit.

. . .

josh; it's springtime at college which means admissions tours

josh; that's the corner I got robbed on

josh to jj; all I'm saying is the sti clinic is free, like go

vikk; she was really getting on my nerves so i sabotaged her admissions file

josh; yea no. 1 school in the country, we're also no. 1 in depression per capita

vikk; you think we're gonna get another lewdness email today? we haven't gotten one in like a month when the guy was streaking in the library.

. . .

teacher; they have full control to write referrals 

jj to vikk; no cheating, give him a referral 

ethan; smoke weed everyday

tobi; he needs a referral

. . .

tobi after missing the trash can 3x: Imma bout to square down with this trash can

*pretends to aggressively kick at it*

. . .

jj; does simon look like a 70s pornstar? 

jj; don't answer that

. . .

freya to talia; 3 more life rules

1; if he came and you didn’t, you fucked him. that’s your bitch now.

2; money’s like a boomerang, it comes and goes. why are you saving it? you can’t spend it when you’re dead

and 3; saturday’s a state of mind, okay? everyday’s a weekend.

. . .

harry; you really came all this way for me? how did you guys even get here so fast?

vikk; several traffic violations

jj; three counts of resisting arrest

simon; roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

josh; also that’s not our car

. . .

tobi; take me to art museums and make out with me

jj; but they said to not touch the masterpieces

tobi; well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

ethan; this is payne, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again

. . .

manny to tobi; told mom what blorbo means and she said 'ernie from sesame street is my blorbo.'

[pinkladiesrise]

Hopefully we'll get more karting events from Senior Frogs, I really enjoyed what I saw of this 24hr race and they did so well

Made me miss karting but my nearest track is miiiiiiiles away

[trashland-llamas]

Friendly Neighborhood Poltergeist

Based off/Inspired by Lux's I Stayed In The World's Quietest Room Until I Went Crazy video

Fem reader

. . .

Been staring at you for days

Lux had recently beaten his old world record for the longest time spent in the quietest room. He still saw little afterimages of the hallucinations he had, specifically the woman in white. She'd wasn't exactly a hallucination but rather a ghost that followed Lux around, intrigued by him and how the world had evolved since dying. Never having known of phones or electricity. Lux, unable to hear her surprised shout at the airhorn, 'But they're not going for a hunt.'

But you never seem to look my way.

Perplexed by the foam walls and darkness Lux plunged himself into. Y/n always wondered why people chose darkness when they had the ability to have light whenever they wanted. Lux had been in the room for a little over an hour, 'There's no way that's been an hour. Time moves differently here y'know?' It does? Y/n adding to the list of places where time didn't follow its regularity. So far on the list; airplanes, waiting rooms, trains amongst others. Y/n didn't even know what a train was until she saw Lux board one. 

My "I love you"s in your alphabet soup seem to go to waste.

'I am starting to see stuff around the room. Like there's just a person standing there, like in that corner.' Y/n being ecstatic that Lux could see her for once. At the same time sadden, as Lux simply thought it was his brain playing tricks on him. 'Cause it's not real.' 

Lux being prompted to walk in a straight line by the medic outside the room. Even though she knew that he wouldn't be able to feel her hand, y/n still wanted to help. 'He's so disorientated.'

That's an understatement, y/n thought to herself. 

Been keeping myself at bay. 

'You alright Lux?' Freezy asked him, seeing how he'd glance towards the corners of a room every once in a while. But when Freezy would direct his gaze in the same direction, he didn't see anything. 'Yea, just keep seeing things.' 

'What, like dead people?' Harry now walking into the kitchen, grabbing a cup of tea. 'No...I don't know.'

'Why not try an ouija board? Could make a video out of it.' Freezy suggested, not being serious. 'That's probably the stupidest idea I've heard.' Harry said before leaving the room. 'Yea, but it's not the worst.' Lux remarked to himself before quickly grabbing his key. Now on his way to buy an ouija board. 

Now everything's pear-shaped.

'Okay, here goes nothing. Lady in white, what is your name?' the camera sat on his desk, filming. Lux didn't know if the footage would come out clear enough. Thinking even if the ghosty woman appeared, he'd end up with a good bit of waffling. Hopefully entertaining for the masses who followed his channel. 

He sat on the floor of his bedroom, sitting crossed legged with the board in front of him. Not able to see her, he instead felt her presence. With a small smile, she kneeled forward, pushing planchette around the alphabet. 'Y-y/n?  Your name's y/n...that's a lovely name.'

'How long have you been here?' Not really knowing how to specific his question. I guess he's asking if I've been here since before the last video. 'Since I've moved in! No offense but what do you do with the time?' Y/n wished for a better way of communicating with Lux. 'Watch? What do you watch?'

I guess boys with beating hearts beat a boy buried in the backyard.