#sideshow bob x bart

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Some good ol fashioned Bort for your troubles~

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Bort has Taken over my life

If anyone wants to send me any Bort headcanons plz

Feed me🥺😭

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A Danger to Your Being

“If I couldn’t trust my own parents to protect me, why would I trust anyone with my baby?”

Homer and Marge are still together, somehow, but they have never been the best parents. From a young age, Bart was the screwup while Lisa was the nerd, and Maggie just played cute. Any time the kids broke the mold as they grew up, their parents would distance themselves instead of adapting. Bart and Lisa changed their religions to atheism and Buddhism, respectively.

Their parents teamed up with the reverend to try and convert them back with ‘the power of Christmas’. They even turned Maggie against them. Lisa decided to be a jazz artist, to be a vegetarian. Bart was diagnosed with ADHD and dyslexia, but his parents were still disappointed with his grades. By the time he started high school, he’d lost all trust in his parents. His dad would reach for his neck, and his mom would only grumble.

“What’s this I hear about you and Milhouse shooting at the streetlamps, Boy?”

Bart snuck into his bedroom using the junk piled out in the back, most of it stolen from the Flanders’ family over the years. Maggie had been waiting for him, having set up a trap to wake her up if she fell asleep. Which she did.

“They were just pebbles, Homer,” the freshman retorted, edging away. “Just a damn slingshot.”

“I’ll show you a damn slingshot!”

By the time he graduated with Lisa, he’d lost all trust in Maggie. The nine-year-old sells him out for kicks. She doesn’t stow it away as Lisa would do, and she doesn’t immediately bribe him as Bart would do. She just runs and tattles, watching smugly as he’s punished – even after already being beaten by a group of college students just because he’s past curfew. Homer has always been abusive, and Marge just lets it happen.

“And yet you’ve been intimate with me for the past five years,” off and on is left unsaid. “Am I not a danger to your being?”

Bart swallows at the taller man in front of him. The blonde is now twenty-seven, keeping his five-month-old close to his chest. He thought he could finally see a future. His former flame, Mary Spuckler, appeared out of nowhere, and they’d gotten together. Had a kid. But after Mary’s childhood of over ten siblings and counting, she doesn’t want any of her own. She just wants to focus on her music career. And down goes another trust.

“You used to be,” Bart confesses, tentatively holding his daughter out. “But you’re different now, Bob.”

They don’t have an orthodox relationship. There’s likely no definition for the sort of relationship they share. They don’t trust one another’s families not to attack on sight. Years ago, they were mortal enemies – normal people don’t have those in life, but they’ve never been normal. The older man has a son of his own, nineteen now and studying to be Wicca. He carefully reaches out, and the baby girl is deposited into his grip.

“Yes, I suppose we both are, Bart.”

Bart watches as the once self-proclaimed murderous psychopath’s facial features melt as he takes in the tiny face in his arms. Bart isn’t sure what love is, but this is very damn close.

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belated: drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of May 2022 [18. Bort]

Fandom(s): The Simpsons

Pairing: Robert Underdunk "Sideshow Bob" Terwilliger x Bartholomew Jay "Bart" Simpson

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Microfic: *coming soon*

Incorrect Quote:

*at a zoo* Bart: What do you think they're in for? Bob: Bart, this isn't prison. Bart: So they can leave? Bob: No, but- Bart, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Subships: Luntz [Lisa Marie Simpson x Nelson Muntz]

Smithurns [Waylon Smithers x Charles Montgomery Burns]

Boke [Sideshow Bob x Snake Jailbird]

Ginomy [Gino Terwilliger x Jeremy Jailbird]

McSimpjoy [Nikki McKenna x Maggie Simpson x Jessica Lovejoy]

Krustofico [Sophie Krustofsky x Michael D'Amico]

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Note: I have shipped a number of characters with one another, but I've stuck with Bort the longest

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wooo plushy gang~!

yaaay~!! love plushies~! Can't get enough of em~ 🥰

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NONONONONONONONONO-- WE ARE LIVING IN THE BAD TIMELINE-- BORTDAILY- WERE ART THOU?? 😭

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my dirty mind

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started copy and pasting Comic covers that had sideshow bob in them to decorate my page with Also some inspiration for some Mock comic covers for a future project I'm planning