#sideways stands

[sideways-standing]

So I notice you haven't been doing much to spread darkness. What's that about, hmm?

-@cybertronian-irs-standing

Lord Unicron! I-I wasn’t expecting to hear from you so soon. I promise I’m getting to it. Just a… little snag.

[Sideways is visibly trembling. Its words are short and clipped as if pained.]

[sideways-standing]

Hello, Sideways. A pleasure to meet you!

~ @hound-standing

Hey, uh… pal.

[Sideways glances around, unusually stiff for the usually nonchalant bot]

Sorry, heh can barely keep my bearings tight today… need anything in particular?

Ugh... Weak in front of everybot.

[sideways-standing]

TRANSFORM AND COMBINE—what.

[sideways-standing]

[Mod Note: I kinda forgot to do everyone so here’s the pronoun post. Rook is Bigender, Crosswise just kinda picked something, and Mirror just likes they/them.]

[sideways-standing]

Why are you called Sideways? You seem pretty vertical to me...

[sideways-standing]

@cybertronian-irs-standing is gonna get yo ass

I don’t belong to any government, bud. Can’t tax me if they don’t know I exist.

[sideways-standing]

Soooo horizontal...

What did you think?

-matchmaker anon

[Scopophobia under cut]

[sideways-standing]

Can you ditch that ugly ass hat alr 😔

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