#sidewaysranger

[evenasinglecoin]

Hiiiiiiiiii

Is this where i come for flame seared heart?

I'm afraid I'm entertaining another guest at the moment, but I'd be more than willing to pencil you in for someday soon. What time is best for you?

[ohslenderaphrodite]

Hiiiiiiiiii

#8 on your ask :)

hiiiii 🥰

oooh please mark me up, I'd love some new bruises and bite marks 🥺🩷 I'd take it so good and look so pretty after I promise 🥰

[a-40k-dad]

If you could get Gamesworkshop to make a new model of any type/army what would it be?

Corsairs, Exodites, new Aspects, More Imperial bits for diversity… You name it, my interests are varied :D

[rxder]

@sidewaysranger i'm sorry but like, what i expect from chocolate ice cream is for it to be ice cream that tastes like chocolate. and it's just not. it never is. and it saddens me.

[ohslenderaphrodite]

#2 and #11

I wanna be a big scary werewolf gal stalking through the woods when I catch your scent 🤤

I know it should be fear that I'm feeling as I wander through the dark woods on the night of a full moon but I find myself growing more excited as I hear the sounds of other creatures in the forest. I've always wanted to explore the nearby forest and see if I could really discover some of the magical creatures out there 😍 I just don't realize my growing...excitement makes me even easier for them to find, my strong scent mixed with my clumsy sounds as I stumble through the woods makes me such easy prey.

And even though I was so excited to discover a new creature, my instincts make me run when I first hear a low growl approaching me. I just didn't realize that would make the hunting werewolf so much more eager to catch me.

[nagagirltummy]

Good to meet another she/they with good taste 👀

! Ahoy !

[thecryptidenthusiast]

sidewaysranger replied to your post: .

NOOOOOOOOO

I know. Honestly, none of it seemed to stick (thankfully). What I managed to overhear was mostly them talking, and when they tried to talk about how so many women were just 'looking for attention and committing a modern day witch hunt' my sister seemed more alarmed about -and concerned for- all the people coming forward about the creepy pricks.

[stilesisbiles]

sidewaysranger replied to your photo “So I heard there was a Fanders LGBTQ meetup… I’m Francis, I’m a 26...”

SPAAAAAAAACE!

THE FINAL FRONTIER, THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP...I’ll stop.

saywhatjessie replied to your photo “So I heard there was a Fanders LGBTQ meetup… I’m Francis, I’m a 26...”

Yo I have that shirt and wear it all the time hell yeah

buttsoclock replied to your photo “So I heard there was a Fanders LGBTQ meetup… I’m Francis, I’m a 26...”

PIZZA JOHN

Pizza John is everything and imho Rainbow Pizza John is the best Pizza John, though all Pizza Johns are amazeballs.

also @buttsoclock I’m now singing your URL to the tune of ‘It’s 5 O’clock Somwhere’.