#sigkas

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Chiv: So what time does the judgmental express arrive? Kit: Kas gets here at noon.

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Kas: We just have to make sure he’s scarred for life. Chiv, pulling out a knife: Alright! Kas, taking the knife away from Chiv: Not like that.

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Chiv: It's day 12 of trying something new every single day!

Kas: Is that why you wore leather pants yesterday?

Chiv: I spent all day walking backwards and you’re asking me about my pants?

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The Problem Solving portion of the interview...

Chiv: There’s ten children and only seven chairs, what do you do?

Fran: Have everyone stand up.

Lavii: Bring three more chairs.

Kas: The best seven can sit down.

Bee: Kill three.

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Kas: They were not, as the kids say, awake.

Rabbit: Did you mean woke?

Kas: I did mean woke, but it’s grammatically incorrect.

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Chiv: Have you ever done that thing where you take two m&ms and smash them together and whichever one cracks first you eat? And then you go through the whole bag, eating all the defeated ones until you're left holding the ultimate m&m? Crow & Kas: ... Crow: What do you do in your free time? Chiv: Were you not just listening?

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Chiv, playing poker: Read 'em and weep: Go Fish! Kas, monotone: Oh man, Chiv, Go Fish again. You're so good at this. I can't believe it.

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Chiv: What’s your greatest weakness?

Kas: I’m uncooperative.

Chiv: Give me an example?

Kas: No.