This is what I do when I see a sigma boy: I start spanking him.
Sigma complex means: that a boy who feels lonely but is to pathetic to accept it, he is trying to hide his desire to be spanked by women, so he starts disrespecting them. But at the end he ends up getting hard by every spank he recieves.
ok so inspired by the lando version… oscar boyfriend traits? 👉👈
We talked about Oscar before, and we have already established that he gives off sigma man energy. So, with that in mind, him as a boyfriend won’t be loud, but once you got him... ☝🏻😁
The most casually insane acts of service.
He says the most heinous things with a straight face and lets you suffer before cracking the tiniest smirk.
Forehead kisses but only when he thinks you’re not paying attention + will pretend he didn’t just do it.
Touch-starved but in denial. Acts like he doesn’t care but will literally lean into your hands like a cat (hence Oscat, meow) if you scratch his back or play with his hair.
Serious competitive streak that comes out in the dumbest ways. Let’s say you beat his ass at Mario Kart. He won’t say a word, but you will find yourself mysteriously losing every single round for the rest of your life.
One day he’s roasting you for breathing, the next he’s just staring at you like he physically cannot believe how much he adores you. This comes with 🥺 eyes, be careful.
Late-night cuddles where he pretends he’s asleep just so you don’t make fun of him for holding onto you like a koala 🤍🐨.
Completely unfazed by anything except you. People could be freaking out around him, and he’d just be chilling. Unless you so much as shiver, and suddenly he’s all are you cold? Do you need my jacket? Do you need my soul?
He’s not that talkative, but very touchy. All the time. Anywhere. At least one hand on you. All the time. Anywhere.
Secretly loves when you steal his hoodies, but would never admit it. Just sees you casually wearing them around the house, raises an eyebrow and goes hm, interesting 🤨 that’s mine.
Insane stamina, but would pretend otherwise. Always acts like he’s exhausted, but somehow never taps out first. This goes hand in hand with his competitiveness.
Will act like he’s not paying attention but remembers every tiny detail about you.
Would let you paint his nails if it made you happy.
Looks like an angel but has the most sinful hands. And arms. And thighs. And, and, and!
He also secretly enjoys being the little spoon, but will deny it with his last breath.
Lando’s version 🤍
See also: TTT'S GUIDE TO HOW OSCAR CAN RIZZ YOU UP WITHOUT EVEN TRYING
Sigma men brag about not wanting to be with girls, but this is what they do when nobody is watching.
This what all men desire, they can't live without worshipping a woman no matter how much they deny it. This is the reason sigma revolution is absurd, they all know they are lying to themselves.
All men need to get on their knees and obey women, the more deny it the more they'll crave women's dominance.
If you still own every piece of paraphernalia You've ever bought or been given you are a questionable brother/sister
Between my lbs and my collegiate chapter brothers i got theirs and they got mine its all intertwined...some of my stuff i want back though lol. But we family and its all love. Blu Phi!
