#silentunder5mph

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my bffs @silentunder5mph are so fuckin talented. laura continues to blow my mind every time she dyes my hair/takes pictures of me, and em outdid herself w this makeup -- had SUCH a blast w this impromptu photoshoot this weekend! 🤘

(progress shots!)

[lesbrarians]

my best friends @silentunder5mph​ came over to spend the weekend with me before my surgery tomorrow -- laura dyed my hair rainbow and emily went ham on my makeup. it was SUCH a fuckin blast.

(finished product!)

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@silentunder5mph @lycantraitor

i want a t-shirt that says “proud aunt of a few dumbass black cats”

[lesbrarians]

so i got this AMAZING commission from @horreurscopes that i have not been able to stop drooling over omg 😍 they did such an amazing job LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLES........ you should totally go commission them omg they were great to work w and put up w so much shit from my picky ass ahhh

from left to right: sam shepard, tiffany shepard, and kshep! sam and tiffany belong to my bffs over at @silentunder5mph/@lighthouse-into-space and k is all mine.

[lesbrarians]

There is a hole at the center of everything, and it is always growing.

My Halloween costume! Photos taken at an abandoned mining quarry that was the perfect NiTW shoot locale for so many reasons (woods, mine, giant gaping hole) by my absolutely amazing best friends @silentunder5mph!!!

Witchdagger Mae: [Part 1] | Part 2

[lesbrarians]

normal people: go out, get drunk, party

me: stays in, gets drunk, sends long snapchats to my best friends about my dead great great grandmother and my genealogy binder

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Honestly, I really wanna know who tf I can romance in Andromeda bc I am going to be strategically picking who I romance as my main Ryder so that it doesn’t clash with who Laura and Emily romance. Like with Mass Effect! K has Liara, Tiffany has Garrus, Sam has James, Ai.......... has Javik???? we can’t really count that can we, BUT YEA everyone has a Someone and I cannot see their LIs with anyone else other than their respective Sheps

[lesbrarians]

#YES #YES TO ALL #NO DISAPPOINTMENT! #And no if you had to pick between the sexy time styles of K and Tiff it's a literal paragon versus renegade thing#I want to try to make emily draw some of these #cause it's amazing #ALSO IMAGINE DWIGHT AND JUNKRAT RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER AND TEAMING UP IN JP!

Holy shit. Holy shit I never thought about that but IT IS A PARAGON VS RENEGADE THING WITH THEM?? K’s sexy time style: PURE RENEGADE HELL YEE, Tiffany’s sexy time style: ABSOLUTE PARAGON AND UTTER FORCE OF GOOD.

Also yes Emily please draw some of these they would be amazing omg

AND I’M SCREAMING DWIGHT AND JUNKRAT TEAMING UP????? YES??? WHO DO I HAVE TO PAY TO SEE THIS BECOME REALITY