Happy National Doughnut/Donut Day!
Mudpie: "Is National Donut Day! Time to eat donuts! Special Halloween bucket of munchkins. Mudpie plans to gorge self."
Mudpie: "Wha—? Where are munchkins?!"
Mudpie: "Why is festive donut receptacle empty on Donut Day?! Mudpie demands answers!"
Silky Dan: "Well, Halloween is over, so all the festive donuts are already gone."
Mudpie: "Sounds bogus to Mudpie. Pumpkin sweater is still on. As long as pumpkin sweater is on, Halloween is not over. So sayeth Mudpie."
Silky Dan: "Hey, you do you, but others might not feel the same."
Mudpie: "Others need to have priorities checked. Examine life choices. Something went wrong somewhere."
Silky Dan: "There are plenty of other desserts you can—"
Mudpie: "Only donuts on Donut Day! Nothing else will suffice!"
Silky Dan: *giggles* "I'm sorry, but we'll just have to find something else to snack on today."
Mudpie: "Mudpie is outraged."
Resident Human: "Or... you could have a human who went out and got some more Halloween donuts before they stopped making them. You're welcome."
Silky Dan: "Oh wow..."
Mudpie: "Now that's more like it! This is what Mudpie is talking about. Better be donuts inside box."
Resident Human: "Oh there are... Take a look!"
Mudpie: "Ohh... Gorgeous circles of deliciousness... Come to Mudpie..."
Silky Dan: "Look at all the festive icings and sprinkles!"
Resident Human: "There are two pumpkin cake donuts, a chocolate cake donut, and three Halloween decorated glazed donuts. Take your pick!"
Silky Dan: "Oooh, the vanilla one looks so good... But it is pumpkin season... I can't decide!"
Mudpie: "Best to eat both if can't decide. That's what Mudpie does."
Mudpie: "Mudpie likes the purple one. Is unique. Doing its own thing. Probably the tastiest. Also chocolate one. Chocolate is good too."
Silky Dan: "What flavor is purple?"
Mudpie: "Mudpie doesn't know. Mudpie doesn't care. Into stomach it goes."
Silky Dan: *giggles*
Resident Human: "So, what do you think? Is Donut Day back on?"
Silky Dan: "Yes! Thank you so much!"
Mudpie: "Mudpie accepts your offering. Let the gorging commence!"