You're A Strange Person
Phil forgets the word for horse. Based on Phil's tweet.
It had been a long and productive day. They had a lengthy meeting discussing ideas they had for the tour, as well as getting to see the model of their set for the first time. It was all exciting, but exhausting. So now, in the late afternoon, they were both tired and hungry as they picked up some takeaway on their walk home.
Phil held the takeaway bags while Dan walked with his face in his phone, hoping he could trust Phil to be both of their eyes. They were just a couple blocks from their flat when Phil spotted it.
It was big and fluffy, making soft sounds as it walked down the street, guiding some people behind it.
Now, Phil loved animals, but in his sudden excitement could only manage to point wildly and stutter out, "Ah- I- Animal car!"
Dan shot his head up, mostly wondering what his boyfriend was on about, and that's when he saw the horse galloping down the street.
"Did you just call a horse an 'animal car?!'" Dan exclaimed.
Phil burst out laughing while Dan just looked at him with his signature what-the-fuck face.
"I forgot the word for horse!" Phil told him as he laughed.
Dan couldn't help but laugh now, shaking his head at his weird boyfriend. "You're a stranger person, Phil Lester."








