I MADE A GAME FOR YOU ALL!!!! roll dice to conjure up your very own silly!!! you are all very much welcome to draw your results, use them as inspiration for ocs, and pretty much anything your funny little hearts desire!! we can consider this my 2,500 follower celebration post.*
AND PLEASE TAG ME IN ANYTHING YOU CREATE BASED ON THIS GAME, I'D LOVE TO SEE IT!!! (genuine)
"I'm Afraid of Americans" by David Bowie contains:
6 clowns!
26 mimes!!! 🎉
5 jesters!
APRIL FOOL'S BONUS:
... 0 fools. because i didn't check to see if there were words with Fs in them in this song. dammit. I ALREADY PUT THE WORK IN YOU'RE GETTING IT ANYWAY.
detecting below the cut!
Jonny's in America
Lo-Teks at the wheel
No one needs anyone
They don't even just pretend
Jonny's in America
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Jonny's in Am er ica
Jonny wants a brain
Jonny wants to suck on a Coke
Jonny wants a woman
Jonny wants to think of a joke
Jonny's in Am er ica
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Jonny's in Am erica
Jonny looks up at the stars
Jonny combs his hair, and Jonny wants pussy and cars
Jonny's in America
Jonny's in Am erica
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
God is an Am er ican
God is an American
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the world
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
Yeah, I'm afraid of Americans
I'm afraid of the words
I'm afraid I can't help it
I'm afraid I can't
I'm afraid of Americans
Jonny's an American
Jonny's an American
Jonny's an American
Jonny's an American
Jonny's an American
Jonny's an American
Hi there, I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia. This is my kitty, Mr. Cringerpants, the most cutest kitty in the universe. Fabulous Secret Powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and sang...
🎶Twenty-five years and my life is still, tryin' to get up that great big hill of hope... for a destination🎶
🎶And I realised quickly when I knew I should, that the world was made up of this brRRotherhood of man... for hwatever that means🎶
🎶AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYIN' IN BED, JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT, WHAT'S IN MY HEAD, AND I! AM FEELIN' A LITTLE PECULIAR🎶
🎶AND SO I WAKE IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE, AND I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND GET REAL HIGH, AND I SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, WHAT'S GOING ON?!🎶
🎶(And I say) HEY-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA! HEY-YEA-YEA! I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?🎶
🎶AND I SAY, HEY-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA! HEY-YEA-YEA! I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING OWNNN?🎶
And he tries! 🎶OH MY GOD DO I TRY! I TRY ALL THE TIME! IN THIS INSTITUTION!🎶
💀AND HE PRAYS!💀 🎶OH MY GOD DO I PRAY! I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY!🎶 (NYEHH!!) 🎶FOR REVOLUTIOOOON!!!🎶
🎶(And I say) HEY-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA! HEY-YEA-YEA! I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?🎶
🎶AND I SAY, HEY-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA! HEY-YEA-YEA! I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING OWNNN?🎶 / 🎶DOOON'T CRY OUT LOOOUD!! JUST KEEP IT INSIDE! LEARN HOW TO HIDE YOUR FEELINGS!🎶
(🎶HEY-YEA-YEA-YEA-YEA! HEY-YEA-YEA!🎶)
🎶A-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH I SAID HEY! WHAT'S GOING OH-HOHN?! YEAH!!🎶
🎶Twenty-five years and my life is still, tryin' to get up that great big hill🎶 🗣️of hope...🗣️ 🎶for a destination🎶 *sniff*