#silly imagines

[corkenbeans]

Imagine trying to be cute and giving your f/o a bite of your food and then they take the biggest bite known to man and eat most of it |°_°|

[digitalized-weirdo]

Imagine....

Imagine that conveniently you find your romantic f/o('s) talking with some random person,they seem to be very interested in your f/o...

SO you "politely" shoo them away then grab your f/o's hand and walk away like if nothing had ever happened

-[Bonus points if your f/o is into it] -[+Bonus points if he didn't stop the person on purpose after noticing you were there because they really wanted to see what you would do about it] -[++Bonus points If they would have pushed the person away or anything of the sorts if they genuinely crossed the line]

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PROSHIP,ANTI-YUME OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT DNI!!

Oh btw,dnf if you expect me to post about imagines daily,I'm just doing these for fun and boredom

[lame-girl-under-a-rock]

Friendly reminder that you can imagine F/O as a cute little pony, yeah. You can brush their mane and braid their tail and give them a little sugar cube as a treat too, now isn't that lovely?

[homestuckyumes]

John and Dave please??? Romantic btw!! Thank you…

(ITS MY FIRST TIME DOING A POLYAMORY REQUEST HELP)

f/os who have never been in a relationship before (nor have been in a polyamory one!) and are so nervous but happy to be with you! they'll always be on your side no matter what.

[bored-james]

Hello Welcome to my Freaky Ted Talk

This is my silly AU idea for ppl interested ❄️⛄️

(My inspiration for some of this was the lovely AU created by tumblr user cigarette-room, I love the operation-paperclip mission concept sm.)

(And before starting, half of this was also created through discussions with my IRL friend, so I credit them anonymously)

- The concept is this: Four years after the events of Inglourious Basterds, Raine and Landa work together for a series of CIA missions in 1948 = hunting for soviet spies and nazi stragglers. So, one big mission (and the main setting) includes this = being stationed in a cabin in a Finnish forest, far far away from any form of familiarity whatsoever. Aldo thrives in the woods. Hans doesn’t. The biggest mental train wreck of 1948 ensues.

- Now, this whole thing takes place in the time span of six months, from nature vibe summer to freezing-as-fuck winter, and it’s kind of like if The Shining hosted two sickos beating/fucking the fuck out of each other.

- Aldo Raine’s threats to sanity are Landa’s manipulation tactics, his own cocaine-addled psyche, alcoholism, and his own past (ooh spooky). Landa’s threats to sanity is losing power, probably some weird pervitin addiction, and Aldo motherfuckin’ Raine.

- Basically the silly thing is putting a sociopathic narcissist and a hillbilly enforcing sadist together and watch them explode in a cabin in bumfuck nowhere Finland. There is no happy ending. One of them gets murdered by the other. The end.

[EDIT]

- As a result, I like referring to this as the Cabin Fever!AU so a lot of shit related to this self-indulgent silliness is dubbed under that

- I can go on about this for hours at a time but that’s the end of my yap thank you for listening 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

- Pinterest board + Spotify playlist will be linked in next post

[xxdreamersdesirexx]

Imagine your F/O finding you asleep in your bed. When you wake up, you discover that they have teasingly buried you in an enormous pile of stuffed animals so deep you can hardly move! As you wriggle around underneath the pile they give you an amused look and lean in and kiss you.

Or

Imagine finding your F/O asleep in their bed. While they sleep, you teasingly bury them in an enormous pile of stuffed animals, and when they wake up they can hardly move! As they wiggle around underneath the pile you give them an amused look, and lean in and kiss them.

[sadnessisavegetable]

I’ve been very fixated on Stardew Valley this week, so I thought about what they would do while playing it during a break or quarantine or something.

Ghirahim mainly was allowed to indulge in a fixation that didn’t hurt anyone, thinking about how best to optimize the farm to fit the needs of his little player character while Zant was vague because he was interested in mainly the collecting aspect of the community center and the library/museum.

Ghirahim also planned out what general theme he would name his animals by (they’re written out clearer down below):

Chickens all get white lady names or nicknames, so like Becky or Debra.

Ducks get stereotypical names, mostly he meant the names used for token male characters in some tv shows. So like…Ken, I hate to say.

The rabbits are named after crimes or minor offenses, like Arson or Jaywalking.

The cows have a theme centered around “big”. So like…Goliath.

The goats have white man names, like David.

The sheep have a religious theme…but he named his first “Cult Leader” so take that vaguely.

All his pigs are police related, outright with one being Gun.

I haven’t decided on his horse.

But his pet is a black cat named Spoon.

And all the void chickens are named after songs. So “Stacy’s Mom” comes to mind.

And if he were to have a blue chicken, he would name it after an artist.

[puanchi]