Bucket Of Words

I do things because I can. Do not judge, the block button is right there and you also have an account on the hellsite. He/it pronouns

[sadnessisavegetable]

Taking a look at a thing

[teaboot]

I forgot I put Bruce under the sink

[teaboot]

Bruce update. Almost shit the bed today

[boyswillbeboxes]

Glad to know this is a universal experience

Meet Nancy, the queen of jumpscares

[teaboot]

I think they should have brunch together

[lualuadraw]

hereditary mental disorder hits hard

[sadnessisavegetable]

Having an insane twunk is very very important I think.

[transcarcinization]

i love nonbinary lesbians but i dislike how many people seem to have interpreted the increased cultural knowledge of them as ‘any nonbinary person in a relationship with a woman is a lesbian’. second only to my least favorite thing ‘a man and a nonbinary person dating is totally a straight relationship’

[muffinlance]

Watching movies with small children is an EXPERIENCE, like tiny human, you have NO sense of story progression

Which is to say we put on the first How to Train Your Dragon

And at the dramatic "first flight" scene, two-year-old shouted "HIM FALL" and started SOBBING. She straight up thought that movie had murdered Hiccup and Toothless halfway through. Had to get double parental hugs and a constant stream of reassurances until they figured that whole flying thing out

All movies could be horror movies if your brain hasn't equipped Plot Armor to the protagonists

Anyway five-year-old is pleased to report that he "liked the part where the big dragon exploded"

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#Welcome to the action adventure genre my children#Five year old was VIBRATING through the climax like straight up legs kicking fists clenched#Had to be held by Spouse until we figured out he wasn't afraid#He was experiencing baby's first blood lust#Kid wanted that dragon DEAD and it HAPPENED and he was VIOLENTLY SATISFIED

[sadnessisavegetable]

SNILING SNEETLY SO SNEETLY

[teaboot]

MY MOM SAW A CYBERTRUCK IN HER CITY SO SHE CALLED TO TELL ME ABOUT "THE UGLY CAR SOME GUY WELDED TOGETHER" ADFFHGYJGUHGHGGHGGHGGHHGHGG

[teaboot]

SHE THOUGHT HE MADE IT IN HIS GARAGE

[kosmogrl]

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[chaoswiththeprettyspine]

C'mon Frodo, a little more respect for Bilbo's dating choices

[sadnessisavegetable]

Siblings to end all siblings methinks.

[2xlee]

They heard a noise in the middle of the night

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[goat-fanatic]

is there a market for hobbit yaoi on here hello??

[kimitofutari]