i went to the shops with my mum and she didnt bothered fixing the car when she parked so she had to come into the passenger side
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i went to the shops with my mum and she didnt bothered fixing the car when she parked so she had to come into the passenger side
'Grammy' (Grandma) came to visit and played a game of hide and seek with The Toddler's toys. Grammy would tell The Toddler to close her eyes. The Toddler would squint. (For some reason, The Toddler appears to believe she cannot close her eyes. We have yet to get to the bottom of this.
This really is genius.
brought some books to help talk about sex with my daughter, shes 10 but i want her to know about this stuff and be comfortable talking about it before she hits puberty.
its really hard because my sex ed consisted of this is your vagina dont let guys put there penis in it, that was from school and i had no idea where to start with cheeky bean.
the books have been an eye opener and i think were both learning at the same time. which is great but it makes me feel so stupid. i am interested in the next book which is about girls puberty specificly as no one ever talked to me about that and ive basicly learnt how to deal with periods and stuff as i went along.
i just dont want her to feel the way i did when i asked my mum if she would show my how to shave and she replied “ no, no one ever showed me”
also a bit concerned that she already knows the word penis but not the word vagina.
Mum: I FORGOT TO BUY MORE CRUMPETS
This is a British disaster everybody
Mum: What's that spawny thing on Doctor Who?
Me: ...
Me: Regeneration?
Mum: Yeah, that one!
me (on the way to get a flu jab with my brother): I don't know how to deal with this
mum: Sweetie you're not Kanda, stop saying that
me: *stunned silence*
mum: what???
me: you mean Crona, not Kanda right? cause Kanda is a badass samurai from D.Gray-man and Crona is the demon sword from soul eater
mum: ............ shut up..............
GUYS MY MUM BOUGHT ME A BLACK TRENCHCOAT
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
I CAN COSPLAY SHERLOCK NOW
AND CAPTAIN FUCKING JACK HARKNESS
AND OTHER SEXY PEOPLE IN BLACK TRENCHCOATS
I GOT A TRENCHCOAT
My mum keeps buying stuff without trying it on the goes “i hope it fits” then when it doesnt she complains that she has to go back and change it.