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Flat puppym......

Omg. TT won't be safe either.

More accurate to myself, if I had a bad phone call or something with my dad, I would go to TT and ask if we could get ice cream because I'm currently feeling like shit. I'm a cheapskate so I'd pick the cheapest ice cream place and then just sit on the sidewalk with him, softly crying and just wanting a shoulder to cry on.

I might not get a shoulder, but I do hope he would look at my pathetic ass and just give me a pity headpat. I'd be a puppy afterwards.

He'd only give you a head-pat if you earned it though.

You think this man gives his uber driver ANY stars?? Stars are for HARD WORKERS, not people just doing their jobs with barf bags on hand. So if you want that shoulder to cry on, expect him to put a rag on it before charging by the minute.

His rates are higher than a TV fortuneteller's queue.

#destiny talks #meanwhile pierrot is in the corner offering his shoulder for free like a burlesque performer's understudy #the man is desperate for you yet you want tickettaker??#silly....#though to be fair TT does do taxes soooo