I just spent the past 40 minutes chasing a fly around, with a sword because that's what i had on hand, and wearing my helmet because the fly likes to get concerningly close to my ears. i now understand how Morgoth felt at the Bragollach.
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I just spent the past 40 minutes chasing a fly around, with a sword because that's what i had on hand, and wearing my helmet because the fly likes to get concerningly close to my ears. i now understand how Morgoth felt at the Bragollach.
how is feanor even supposed to retrieve the fire silmaril for the breaking. like, the nauglamir silmaril is pretty easy to retrieve, and Ulmo can probably fish the ocean silmaril up when it comes time. but. the fire silmaril. where even was the fiery chasm Mae jumped into. is it even still there? does Aule have to go root around in Arda's plate tectonics? is it actually the Cracks of Doom? do they have to send a hobbit to trek back to Orodruin, this time to take a piece of jewelry back out? in an arkenstone-silmaril situation, does somebody have to hike out to Thorin's tomb? do they have to do a whole Quest for the Silmaril again.
highlights from Hobbit-Era Worldbuilding:
according to tolkiengateway these were-worms are never again mentioned (occupying a similar mythological space as mermaids and turtle-fish and dumbledors/hummerhorns), and the Last Desert is in fact the Gobi Desert
dragons established a breeding population sometime between the end of the War of Wrath and the beginning of the Hobbit
dragons have an innate sense of the market value of precious metals
one troll has a talking purse, which is also never again mentioned
The entirety of the moon-letters?? and also the riddle-game
lol bilbo
gollum has pockets, apparently
okay so at this point in the lore chances are this is either irrelevant or metaphorical. but imagine if gollum survived 500 yrs with the ring because he randomly has a fire-fea, like some weird ancient hobbit equivalent of feanor
gandalf's "also naughty little boys that play with fire get punished" sounds very much like it was tacked on there as part of the bedtime story edition lol.
the Eagles regularly random shepherds' flocks
matches exist and are commonly in use, except for by dwarves
eagle pleasantries
the Lord of the Eagles might not be gwaihir on account of the lack of a crown in gwaihir's later descriptions
forget bombadil, where did beorn come from. he's probably related to the tompolle dancing bears of numenor, but where did *those* bears come from. and who are these ancient giants (the thunder-battlers?)
beorn's weird dogs
how many dancing-bear skin-changers are there in rhovanion?? or is beorn just hosting dance parties with regular bears
The sleep river and eyes and white deer are probably the mirkwood equivalent of the nan dungortheb too-many-ainur-in-one-place weirdness
Thingol mention!
also "his people neither mined nor worked metals or jewels, nor did they bother much with trade or with tilling the earth." what was doriath even doing
dragons do the dolphin sleep thing
...so this bit of dragon etiquette is definitely turin's fault
and come to think of it, the wearing-hoards-as-armor is definitely from azaghal stabbing glaurung
bilbo has coined a lot of proverbs
hey that was gandalf's original name. it's a noldorin/gnomish name now and not attributed to a numenorean, so was bladorthin like. gil galads successor or something.
i had forgotten how much this sounds like the Oath
lol
the Iron Hills dwarves have some sort of superfine maille?
sorry thorin, that's what you get for calling him a rat
imagine the Wars of Beleriand with added bilbo commentary
the statute of tumblr and twitter / the marriage of tumblr and ao3
i heard tumblr proposed to ao3 post-twitblr-divorce, and the situation reminded me somewhat of finwe & indis
who put Thingol in charge of the norwegian army
reading NoME again and there's an interesting part relating arwen and aragorn's relative ages:
also I had a conversation with somebody about peredhel aging (might have been at the aderthad??)
some interesting things here:
the default peredhel settings is the pre-Darkness maturity rate (50:1) plus beleriand aging rate (100:1)
does this mean the pre-Earendil&Elwing peredhel got the 10:1 post-Darkness beleriand elf rate or the 1:1 human rate?
the luthien settings (marrying a human) involve automatically switching to human aging upon marriage, presumably related to the feä/osanwë marriage bond?
Vardamir got the Choice (!!)
did all of elros' kids get the Choice and choose to live as Men, or is Vardamir still somewhere as a gondorian loremaster (or hanging out in elrond's library)?
the long youth multiplier converts the post-Darkness 10:1 maturity rate to the peredhel default 50:1, but converts elros' overall 3:1 aging rate to 6:1?
WHAT OF DIOR
bonus:
kinslaying is a mildly effective anti ageing treatment. somehow
hey does anyone want to infodump about dragon age? I've been reading @systlin's Thedas Slightly To The Left, in which most of the finweans get dumped into the dragon age world and promptly start fixing things- it's been quite fun seeing mae take over someone else's fortress in three days, but unfortunately I have no clue as to what these newly-finwean-territory kingdoms are
just read rise of the horde, and i guess orgrim now gets to join the I Now Regret Making An Oath of Vengeance And Prophetic Doom. my brain elrond was pinging distress calls the whole way through the orgrim parts of this book