Why haven't you texted me??? ahhhh i am dying!!! i thought we really hit it off?! i am so shocked The way you kept calling me 'giggles' it was so cute. I fell asleep on your chest and woke up with you cuddling next to me. OH MY GOD! It just hit me! "Dear John" by Taylor Swift is very appropriate right now. Your facial hair was the cutest thing ever. You have the cutest blue eyes. The way you kept tickling me? Is there a sign i didn't read? Something i didn't understand? I run the facts back in my head and i am so lost? Where did i go wrong? You walked me to my car to get my charger. We were both so drunk but we both kept laughing. You chuckled at the fact that i had a sticker that read taylor swift or die<3 on my car. As we stumbled back to Jess' apartment you said kissed me...OH WAIT! Maybe that's it! I was a bad kisser? I said "im sorry.." and you replied "its okay honey, just slow down" Oh curse me and my kissing...but to me you were a 24 year old who was interested a 19 year old. "Don't you think nineteens to young to played by your dark twisted games" Jon please text me. Okay so heres the rest of the story...when i woke up he was laying beside me and we were cuddling. Jon noticed i was cold and he wrapped me in a snuggie..(jessicas playboy one) and as began to wake up everything looked the same in the daylight. Yes you read correctly, the SAME in the daylight. Normally in the morning everything becomes real and the laughs and great memories from the previous night are all quickly forgotten..but with you it was the SAME. You were sweet and cute and nice. I barely muttered out "the light...it's so bright.." and before i could even point to the blinds you were up and said "honey i can fix that" Maybe I am just naive. Then i noticed you kept looking at my chest. Oh and you thought you were so slick like i couldn't tell. You must have had a good view up there right? All 6 feet of you delicious man. Oh did i mention he looks like Emile Hirsch but only taller and with blue eyes? He wants to be a farmer..Farmer Jon. I think you can understand the humor in that. So when i finally left in the morning the three of us (Ryan) walked to the parking structure. As we took the stairs up you said "Wait!! Give us a ride to the top!" Ryan retorted "the car is one floor up!" and you said okay.. right as you go up two steps you say "wait..should you get my number?" and i say "do you have a phone?" to which you reply "oh okay yeah ill just get your number." and then my favorite part....one last kiss and your off, up the stairs and out of my life. Okay that was a little dramatic i'll admit but come on Jon! Did we not hit it off???? If you were trying to follow the two day rule you've failed because its already been three days. The movie title 'He's Just Not That Into You' keeps popping up in my mind because lets be honest if we really hit off like i thought we did you would have texted me already. It was one of those amazing dates you could only have it's not a date. Well at least it was to me. oh AND let me tell you...the ONLY reason i went to Jessica's the following night was because she said you would be there. You weren't so instead i hung out with Ryan and had a great time exchanging music. Okay so this is where it gets creepy..after spending half an hour Facebook stalking you i finally found you..i kept spelling your name like 'John' when it's 'Jon' and honestly i have no idea how i finally found you. My sister added you on Facebook because i don't have one! Yes guys that night was THAT good! I have a feeling he is a passionate lover. It's one of those things you just tell. I'm crazy. Thank you to anyone who takes the time to read this..and to Jon? I'm assuming you died. RIP. lol
