at another party i once visited this drunk guy was getting kind of aggressive and mean to some of the other girls so i was like “what’s your problem?” and he walked up real close and placed a hand on the wall beside me and leaned down so he was like six inches from my face and said “you’re not as pretty as you think you are” and he was built like he came out of the womb lifting logs for fun so headbutting him wouldn’t have been a great idea with my back to a wall though it was my first instinct so i refused to break eye contact and squared my jaw and went “that’s a god damn lie” with so much venom he actually stumbled backwards and left any room i entered for the rest of the night







