#sim: mari

[l-e-i-k-o]

[royalhouseofcarrington]

Wedding Reception, Early Evening

Transcript below the cut!

Marinette: So… how’s my future godchild? 

Ana: They’re hiccuping. A lot. 

Marinette: So did Emma. She rolled around a lot too. 

Ana: Oh, they’re rolling and kicking alright. How’s my goddaughter? 

Marinette: She’s running all over the house, tearing it up with her father. I imagine that he’s sharing the joys of fatherhood with Doux. 

Ana: Don’t give him any more ideas. We’re already drowning in onesies. 

Alix: Too late. 

Ana: Alix.

Alix: I just proposed that you name your kid the most ridiculous and absurd name that you can come up with, have your dad announce that one, and then the two of you change it back to the real legal name and call him out on his bullshit.

Ana: Tempting, but no. 

Alix: Then can I suggest the name Alistair?  

Ana: You may not. It’s not our style. 

Marinette: Then what are you going to call that little ‘Hiccup’er? 

Ana: We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. 

Marinette: Well, that bridge will be here before you know it. 

[thelockwoodroyals]

Royal strategizing appears to be a two person job by the looks of our newest insider’s photos. While King Brennen can be seen strategizing and discussing foreign policy with his royal advisor Victoria Lockhart, it appears that Her Majesty was entertaining Queen Mari of Eladia personally! We suppose that this is a good sign and not particularly surprising as the two queens appear to be genuinely amiable and friendly and Her Majesty appears eager to return to royal duties as quickly as possible.

[l-e-i-k-o]

the sassy intern working at San Myshuno Times ꨄ

[royalhouseofcarrington]

Weckheim Preparatory Academy, ~11 am

Ana: I- 

Peter: I can explain! 

Ana: Explain what? The fact that you seemed perfectly content kissing another girl? 

Alya: And for quite a long time, might I add. 

Peter: Fuck off Kenny. This isn’t about you. 

Ana: Alya is one of my best friends Peter, in case you’ve forgotten. 

Peter: Pssh. Nobody needs loser friends like that. 

Ana: Do you have a problem with my friends Peter? 

Peter: Considering your position, I would think that you would be more comfortable with people that won’t need to leech off you for everything. 

Ana: Oh, you mean like you? 

Peter: I’m.. I’m sorry, what?

Ana: I said what I said. Clearly you don’t love me as much as you say you do if you were kissing her. 

Peter: I didn’t kiss her, she kissed me!

Ana: Really? Cause I saw the opposite.

The rest of the post is below the cut!  TW: Violence (Punching), Gaslighting, Bullying

Peter: That’s absolute bullshit, Ana, and you know it. 

Ana: Alya was right. I should have listened to her when you first asked me out. 

Peter: Really? You’re going to listen to that, over me? The person that loves you? 

Ana: Cut the crap Peter. Clearly you don’t love me enough to be kissing her while dating me. This relationship is over. 

Peter: What? No. No, it’s not over. 

Ana: Yes it is.  

Peter: It’s not over Anastasia. 

Alya: I’m going to get a teacher. 

Alya: Thomas! Paige!

Thomas: Hey Alya! 

Alya: Ana… 

Thomas: Annie? What about her? 

Alya: Peter and Ana broke up. Going to get a teacher. 

Thomas: Oh, shit. 

Peter: Who told you to break up with me, huh? It’s over when I say it’s over. 

Thomas: Hey! Leave my cousin alone. 

Peter: Why should I listen to you, Mr. Bastard Boy?  

Thomas: Bastard Boy? Listen jackass, nobody here likes you or your father. 

Peter: This is coming from a guy who’s most redeeming personality trait is to look pretty for the cameras. Even his own mother couldn’t stand him, and left him to his father. No wonder your grandpa didn’t make you a prince. 

Thomas: Hey, you keep your thoughts about my parents and grandpa to yourself. 

Peter: If your cousin would just stop being such a child, I will. 

Thomas: I’m not going to force her to do anything. Because I actually respect who she is and what she likes. Now leave her alone. 

Peter: Only once your mother stops being such a bitch. 

Paige: Thomas! 

Alya: Oh shit, this ain’t good. 

Dr. Vide: Mr. Gathen, Mr. Angers, Headmistress’s office. Now!

[royalhouseofcarrington]

Weckheim Preparatory Academy, Grounds, ~12pm

Ana: I don’t know Mari, it just doesn’t feel right. It’s like something’s off. 

Mari: Have you tried to talk with him about it? 

Ana: Yup. But every time he just brushes me off and ignores what I just said. 

Alya: Keep bringing it up. If he keeps avoiding the subject, dump his ass. Never trust a Gathen. 

Ana: That’s what people have told me. 

Alix: Seriously though, if he keeps avoiding something that you keep bringing up that’s serious, then he’s definitely not being honest with you. 

Ana: But what would the press say if they found out that I broke up with him? Parliament? Peter’s dad is already riding up my ass for me to get engaged and... 

Alix: That’s it. I’m about to kick a grown adult’s ass. 

Alya: Hold your horses Alix. Peter’s dad? Ana, you don’t need to please him. 

Ana: But… 

Alya: If Peter doesn’t make you happy or if he’s not being honest with you, you dump his ass, cause he does not deserve you. His dad is an asshole for trying to make you feel otherwise. 

Ana: What I am supposed to tell Peter then? What if he doesn’t listen?

Alix: Nothing, I’ll kick his ass for you myself. 

Alya: Alix, I know that you want to do that, but let’s have Annie talk to him before we go around kicking people in the ass.

Alya: We’re here for you.

[thelockwoodroyals]

Last night’s royal banquet appears to have gone off without a hitch! Our elegant queen was glowing with the recent news that a there are two babies on the way and it seems that us commoners aren’t the only ones sharing that enthusiasm. Her Majesty Queen Mari and Prince Consort Frederick of Eladia attended last night’s festivities to offer a personal congratulations to our sovereigns before embarking on the remainder of their royal tour. We are told that King Ezra and Queen Yvonne sent a large bouquet of flowers along with their regrets of not being able to attend as they had already returned to Cerrandra. Some other famous faces did manage to attend the banquet including some of our own lords and ladies.

[thelockwoodroyals]

His Majesty King Brennen was spotted recently taking a friendly stroll with some very important people. His Majesty King Ezra of Cerrandra and Her Majesty Queen Mari of Eladia visited our king for a seemingly cordial visit. It appears as though Whitebridge has found two new allies as all three monarchs spent much of their time together laughing and chatting away. This could be very beneficial for future trading along with creating strong military alliances in the case of Cerrandra.