Raiders Of The Lost Island Consignment Shop - Part One Hundred And One
Okay, a bit heavy in places this episode admittedly, but necessary. Poor Polly - she’s not having a good day.
There’s been a horrible echo with recent real world events in the last two chapters, but the Glendonnach stuff had been planned years back (both Blazaxx and Moryrie had mentioned Glendonnach briefly during the Moonlight Falls part of the story).
Sadly, some things in history have a habit of reoccuring, not least of all yesterday’s terrorists becoming today’s political leaders when expediency strikes. Once again, those who command people to slaughter and be slaughtered get the rewards of victory, but only the poor footsloggers suffer the consequences of defeat. The Nuremberg trials were an aberration: Napoleon was exiled in Elba and - after breaking the terms of his exile - St Helena. Kaiser Wilhelm II lived out his life in the Netherlands, Idi Amin in Saudi Arabia ... and so on. It’s only when the ringleaders of chaos come from ‘the lower orders’ there appears to be the appetite for ‘justice’. Murder a family while robbing the bank, the world will make an example of you. Murder millions while plundering whole countries, the world will make a deal with you.
So it goes here with Sarriaka, KapnKate and Mmm Toast! seeking no paradox in suggesting that xxMaddi, Siminthesun and Jaden will have to face consequences of their actions as a ‘death squad’ while they themselves are striving to give that ‘death squad’s titular leader and followers a safe homeland. All because someone higher up tells them what is ‘right’ and ‘wrong’.
The friendly interrogation scenes were a good laugh to do - xxMaddi falling hook, line and sinker for the Taffers questioning while kidding herself she knew what she was doing, Kirry and Voirrey being about as friendly as a cat at the vets, while Mindy and Jaden simply take the piss.
Oh, and Gregorina just being Gregorina.
The Taffers - or at least Tygercat - have missed the obvious implication of the renegade Jazz-Handers failing to discover Vigmed in the yacht vault ... that is they never went into it, contrary to Tygercat’s own cynicism back in Part 76 that you couldn’t trust them with a fortune in treasure, and, even more ironically given the events this episode, that ‘I know you lot too well, and you ain’t changed!’ (with agreement from Unsecretcrush). Her riposte to Pollysim is the first time however she’s admitted out loud that three of them aren’t behaving according to type.
Vigmed’s the first bombshell of the episode - some of you may have been wondering what had happened to him after Cororon’s you ought to have guessed by Part 72. The final one we’re hoping was more of a surprise, as the final significant brickbat of Polly’s life returns to haunt her.
Oh, before any of the pedants start saying that a hand of glory has to be a right hand, it doesn’t. It has to be the hand the hanged criminal used predominantly.
Sadly, there is only one example of these left in existance, on display in Whitby Museum. It was discovered by chance walled up in a thatched cottage in Castleton, Derbyshire, in 1935, possibly put there by a thief hiding the tools of their trade, possibly by a householder as a counter measure to anyone using a hand of glory to break into their property.
Bonus points for anyone who spots the obvious flaw in Lucy and Jenny’s incantation ... oh how we’ve missed those two! Twenty months since The Sea Nymphs, now we can tell you a little of their earlier adventures ...
