#simmcia

[catvampire]

matt/luke/penelope is a BLESSED ot3 concept and y’all are SLEEPING on it

[enbywanderluster]

13x07

Semi-back Story. That’s what I’m here for for Lukey.

In my head mister Luke can cook but okaayyy. (Also confirmed Luke has badass women in his life)

Emily saying Lewisless really satisfied me for some reason.

Is it bad I want the unsubs boots? Cause they’re cool as hell. Omg the eyes. Daaammmnn.

SIMMVEZ MOMENT ON THE JET. They’re so comfortable with each other. I have so many feelings about this Matt sought him out to make sure he was okay and ...

Omg look they’re matching, same pose, same walk. If Matt didn’t have a loving wife and kids I’d think they were already fucking.

Reid showing up that doctor a little. “She introduces you as DR Reid but I didn’t think you were a medical doctor.” “Oh I’m not.”

Snakes in the car? What’s with the snakes? Last weeks swat episode had Snakes. CBS whyyy.

Scarification fucks me up. Im all for body modding but I’ve got enough scars to last me a lifetime.

Sweet Prenvez moment! They’re so sweet. She cares so much about her team.

Matt’s amused smile as he listens to Garcia rattle on about snakes being cute even though she obvs doesn’t believe it.

“Different say to that army tattoo that Simmons has on his veeeerrryy toned left bicep.”

“How about you Garcia you ever go under the needle? Got any tattoos?”

“I don’t see why that’s relevant to this conversation”

“So you do that’s interesting.”

“I didn’t say that. And even if I did it wouldn’t matter whether it says baby girl or what part of my body it’s located on anyway...”

Mentions to Morcia. Also the amused look Reid and Matt share and that fucking smile of Matt’s again. This teasing. Why do I ship Simmcia as well? Ugh. Also confirmed Penelope has Derek Morgan forever engrained on her body. (Its probably a side or underboob tattoo.)

Rossis face when the guy runs like “Matt catch him I’m too old for this shit” yaasss pasta Daddy.

Matts sass when the unsub asks why he’s still being held.

Luke being crafty rather than kicking down the door yeeeesss. And the look on their faces when she breaks the snake tank.

Oh no...Matt...oh baby. I hate it when they have to kill people.

SIMMVEZ JET. SO MUCH SIMMVEZ.

Luke’s such a good person and OMG GARCIA.

"In the spirit of all of that"

"Now?"

"IN THE SPIRIT OF THAT"

"Oh okay. Now"

FINALLY A GARVEZ MOMENT.

It’s official. This is my favourite episode this season. Holy shit. CM writers. You’ve outdone yourselves. Perfect balance of case and team.

[catvampire]

Luke and Matt dancing Penny in 14x15

[catvampire]

it’s been a full day and i still can’t believe i was #Blessed with a threeway dance with my ot3

like. that happened

we actually saw matt and luke dancing in sync, then luke dipping garcia with enough enthusiasm his foot is in the air

before matt gestures to pass her his way and luke doing that and matt being all Concentrated when he was twirling her (bc it’s matt simmons, trust him to want to perfect his part in an otherwise goofy dance number) while luke was dancing by their side

all of this in front of their team and rossi’s family and gah

i love them so much icb that’s real

[enbywanderluster]

So, I tried to collage all my ships. But it wouldn’t let me do more than Ten. So these are the important ones. Just so we’re clear too. I ship every combination of the ones picture above. And yes, before you ask that does include Kristy/Savannah. This has been your daily reminder that Tash is a trash human being. Thank you.

[enbywanderluster]

Legit or Crack Fic?

If Rossi isn’t in a polyamorous relationship with the Prentiss parents, Hotch isn’t raising Jack with Derek’s sister, Emily, Derek, Luke, Penelope, Matt, Savannah and Kristy aren’t all fucking and raising their five collective kids, Luke and Derek aren’t childhood best friends and Declan hasn’t mysteriously reappeared as Jacks boyfriend are you even writing criminal minds fan fiction?

[enbywanderluster]

13x09

Sorry this is late af. But I’ve been busy sailing the open oceans on holiday. ;)

I am these conspiracy theorists

Okay, false flags are they real are they not? Is that the point? Hmmm

Penelope and Sherlock quotes.

Simmvez

Emily saying fake news 😂 Crying

Say something interesting - Me 😂

Tara stop it. You’re fucking with me.

OENELOPE IS ME. “Alien crash I mean weather balloon”

DO NOT GO AFTER BABY

“Made my perfectly shaped eyebrows go ‘hmmm?’ “

“A jet I can’t even.” ME!

“Don’t get him started Matt next thing you know he’ll be showing you YouTube clips.” PASTA DADDY I LOVE YOU OMG

Fuck Tara. You okay baby? Like did she lose someone to that? She must have for that kind of reaction.

You blow up my babes I swear to fucking god. These are my babies. Okay good.

I’m crying this is so good. Emily is my favourite. “People get lost in the desert.” “He said that must be why his tomatoes kept dying”

EMILY IS KILLING ME THIS EPISODE.

“We could arrest the piece of coral I guess.”

“I was holding back for dramatic effect.”

WHHAAAT.

Fuck. Tara. Babe.

Rossi’s gotcha face again.

OT7 SMILES AHHHH

Okay so this episode was laid out different to usual which always throws me. But all in all I did love it. There was some kick ass lines. And the smile circle at the end killed my heart and just ahhhh.

[enbywanderluster]

13x08

The whole team supporting Pasta Daddy.

I know he’s not the unsub because he just died but tbh that guy is a sum up of a lot of men when they don’t get their way on dates. Like what the fuck....

MATT AND GARCIA. That smile is cute as heck.

This case makes me so fucking uncomfortable. Shit. It’s so real.

Simmsi? Apparently I ship it.

CALLED IT THAT Dickhead.

He’s useless.

Wait no? Of course not it’s too early to catch the killer.

Momma JJ Daddy Matt

Crazy. My lord you psycho ITS BEEN 20 years.

Penny.....my poor baby.

NOT TODAY SATAN!!!

I am an oracle of the highest order.

YOU’RE A PSYCHOPATH WOMAN. HOLY FUCKING LORD. I knew she was a narcissist but shit.

Rossi reflection about how she is him and Jeffery is Tommy Yates.

That was just my live blogging. But honestly that was crazy like. Last weeks episode is still my fave but nonetheless that was intense. And honestly I think the thing that fucked me up the most was the guy who chased after the victim because she ‘blew him off’ and got really aggressive. Like good lord, this is why so many women are terrified of men in general. Like I was more scared of him than the actual killer. Ugh. Anyway. Cute episode all in all. Matt and Emily I’m sync walking this week is my fave. Also Penelope and Matt’s little exchange on the jet. That was cute as heck. No Simmvez or Garvez this week. But Matt and JJ doing the parent thing with that little girl, that was precious. I’m into it.